Saturday, May 31, 2008

Manila-Downunder Blog Closing Down!


*** THE BIG GOODBYE ***

Alas it has come time to say goodbye to the Manila-Downunder blog. Tis sad as, of all my blogs, this was one 0f the more enjoyable to do.

Not only was it fun to be able to share the good fun, but it was an easy way to keep the family back in the Philippines (and those here) updated with all that we have been up to.






Recent weeks has seen a rather larged increase in friction amongst the community here in Sydney, then today the wife tells me all the problems my 'Graduation Congratulations' has caused amongst all those we normally hang out with.

The accusation today of 'Invasion of privacy' was the end of it for me. The stress of things has been getting to me for a while - this just pushed it the final bum hair length over the edge.
Seems Philippine blogs with this sort of thing exist the world over (I know - I search for them) but mine seems to constantly walk the tightrope of friction and egos.





So as to not cause even more upset in an already crumbling society of friends I now stand back, look at what I did with some pride and say

GOODBYE!



Things will be removed in the next couple of weeks barring a miracle happening!
Thanks to all those who have contributed positive comments and
even actual items for use on this site!
Your help and friendship has been appreciated. I will miss you.



Feel free to visit my 'less people related' Blogsites!
AND


AND FOR THE LUDY AND ELIZABETH TYPES IN THE SYDNEY FILO COMMUNITY

Sunday, May 25, 2008

New Header!

Thanks to my mate Keith for taking the time to design the new header for the sight.
It certainly is more appropriate and I appreciate the time it took.

Brad

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Global Warming!


Thanks to Jasmin for this contribution!

Hornabgs at Graduation






This lass, while eagerly awaiting the graduation ceremony of a family member, provided some eye entertainment for the waiting crowd.







Kym Causa-Wang is running a little late and is quickly ushered in to recieve her 'Tall-Hornbag Studies' graduation certificate.



The excitment builds, as Yummy Piece Choy waits to be called to the stage to receive her 'How To Look Awesome In Boots' graduation certificate.


Majoring in 'Cute As A Button' we see a very excited 'Miss I Candy' shortly after recieving her graduation certificate.


Brock's elephantitise has now reached the stage that it has become hard to walk!

Monday, May 19, 2008

Party gossipers - Time for me to have a break!

*** SAD AND DISTURBING NEWS ***

Seems your hospitality just ain't enough for some people!

Having been part of the Filo community here for so long, I am well aware of, and used to, the rampant (and often ill-informed) gossiping that goes on about everyone.
Sadly my mother isn't!

Unfortunately at the recent party she overheard someone complaining about my amount of work, or lack of it at times. Apparently this was of major concern to them and considered to be their business, at least by them.
This has subsequently lead to an argument between my mother and myself, which will no doubt spread on to the asawa this afternoon when I see her. It certainly will help her argument for less 'occasions'.

It seems this person, I am pushing for the identity, feels I do not conform to the work ethic of 24 hours a day, 7 days a week and as such there has to be a problem that needs to be discussed at parties. Yet strangely enough - as always - THEY DON'T HAVE THE GUTS TO TALK TO ME ABOUT IT.

Yep my work is very random.
Am I broke?
Hmmmmm well I am planning on taking the wife to Fiji this year. I wonder where all that money is coming from? Then considering my not wishing to work, the next trip to the Philippines may be problematic at best.
Has this person been reviewing my financial situation prior to commenting? Doubt it.
Hmmmm I have internet, mobile phone, car etc etc. How is this all paid for?
Nope its the whinging of an ignorant bastard with nothing better to do. Easier to come up with rubbish than to perhaps investigate the situation. I do after all get more now than the last time I worked full time.

The worrying thing is for them to know how much I work it has to be someone closer to me.

Alas I have had enough of being betrayed by people. I am now at a point where I don't think I can trust anyone anymore. I can't be a part of anything while I am left to wonder who is the person responsible.

Please if anyone knows who the person was, heard the discussion and can identify, or perhaps was the person who said it, I would appreciate you coming forward. I will not identify you as the person who informed. If you wish to remain anonymous when identifying them please feel free also. You no doubt know my name and email address.
I will not rest until I find out who the person is (those who know me well - know this is the case).


Thanks for your time - I hope someone out there knows and has the honour to answer.

RECENT UPDATES/CLUES!
(thanks to those who have helped thus far)

#1 - Person that was very concerned about me life had a male voice.

#2 - Was pointed out that for my mother to understand it would need to be english, most Filos gossip in Tagalog, especially around English only speakers.
This leads the investigators to believe it could be a western male.

#3 - Interesting that plenty of people have a view as to who it may be - but nobody knows anything about it.

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Kami Itinerary - Where to find them in coming weeks!

23 May 2008 9:00 PM
Eastern Suburb Leagues Club Bondi
24 May 2008 9:00 PM
Campbelltown R.S.L Club Campbelltown
30 May 2008 9:00 PM
Canterbury Leagues Club Canterbury
31 May 2008 8:00 PM
Halekulani Bowling Club Halekulani

NOTE:
We have no relationship with the band, other than great fans who recommend them as an awesome night out for anyone into live music.

Saturday, May 17, 2008

RAJIN's 10th BIRTHDAY - BEWARE: UNGRATEFUL FILIPINA ALERT!

BEWARE: UNGRATEFUL/SPITEFUL PINAYS AT LARGE!


It dosen't take a rocket scientist to work out that I love my Filipinas.
They are kind, caring, certainly fun to be with, make for some beautiful photos and they even smell good (well except after a post fish dinner fart).
Indeed some within the community are now considered my closest and bestest of friends.

Alas all this loveliness does have an evil and dark underbelly, an attitude expressed by a select number of Pinays who seem to have miserable lives and feel everyone else should be pulled down to their level. It is a sad attitude that has seen me a lot more wary about who I get involved with nowdays.


Rajin's birthday revealed a new, and as yet never experienced, type of person to be avoided.

Unlike past examples, it has been discovered that the new type can be extremely attractive, can be friendly to your face and can even leave you with a false impression that perhaps she may be a great inclusion into our group of friends.
They will arrive, happily say hello, eat all your food, drink all your drink, use your Magic Sing and then leave after ridiculing everybody for not being classy enough.
CLASSY ENOUGH - hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Way to raise your popularity and get invited to more events in the community skank!
Even whinged about peoples clothes not being to the party 'DRESS CODE'!
PARTY DRESS CODE??? What is this? Who gives a toss about what people wear.
I go to parties to be with the Philos, I don't care what they wear, they can come naked if they wish. Indeed in most cases that may even be preferable :-)



I SAY LET THEM HAVE THEIR BORING AND CLASSY PARTIES - I WILL TAKE MY PARTIES AS THEY ARE WITH ALL MY (APPARENTLY) LOW CLASS MATES - BECAUSE THEY ARE FAR MORE BETTER THAN THE TROLL ELEMENT THAT EXISTS!
I WOULDN'T SWAP THEM FOR THE WORLD!


Other examples to watch out for:

Over the years we have come across numerous 'less than nice ' people who have become involved with the G-Spot gang.

Ludites:

Pinays who manage to score a husband with a mediocre business and suddenly becomes better than the rest of her fellow kababyan. A person who will dump a friend to benefit herself, or not rwalise her ungrateful and inconsiderate ways, along with how they aff3ect others.
The sort of person who may see the more average Pinay as a sort of slave and begin to use them as such. The average Pinay, like most, being caring and thoughtful then allows them to get away with it.

Elizabethans:

A Pinay who sees fellow Pinays with friends who care about her and decide to risk her own existence by spreading rumours that she is having sexual relations with these friends. May even be stupid enough to tell the wife of the friend, thus resulting in people developing strange revengeful urges.
These examples are possibly the worst.

So:

While I recommend getting involved with your local Philippine community and discovery how truly wonderful they are, always be sure to keep your eyes out the the dog droppings in the fields of roses!

RAJIN's 10th BIRTHDAY - The Kami Sojourn!

Its seems to be a common theme. We organise a party at the G-Spot and the Kami band decide to organise a concert.
Last time I missed out, so it was that this time the asawa told me to head to the concert with many of the lovelies that were already at our party. No real problem, as it was just four hours out of a two day party.
Sadly I didn't have my camera on me, so the best that could be done was the camera phone. The results of the only two that came out semi-reasonable are seen below.

Both show the lovely Honey again (gradually becoming a star attraction on this site), one with her new love Josh, the younger of the Kami band.
Sadly us ugly old bastards can't hope to compete with the Kami lads for the affections of our beautiful Philo mates :-(




After much prodding, I mean that in a nice way, I was finally about to get Honey to come up and meet her beloved Josh.
Alas all our old man dreams were destroyed :-)



Honey enjoying a dance prior to the big meeting with Josh.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Rajin's Party - Delays!

Sadly a computer, well the monitor to be exact (everything shows at 90 degrees), problem is making posting of my much loved Hornbag photograpic essays a bit problematic.

Will resume the coverage of this important event shortly if:
1) I find out how to fix it.
2) I don't put my fist through the monitor first.
3) If #2 occurs, I can find a cheap enough replacement.
In the meantime - enjoy a joke!

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One day a father gets out of work early and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.

He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks thesales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'

The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? Wehave: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95,Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture,Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Philippine Humour!

Sign found on toilet in a Manila food outlet!


RAJIN's 10th BIRTHDAY - The Biggest-The Best -The Last (for now)! Part 4

*** FEEDBACK ***

Morning one and all,
As a professional pervert one always appreciates feedback on the work I have done.
I appreciate the recent good comments about this site from Keith and Bryan (though I have no idea who Bryan is). Also thanks to Cassandra, who appears in the last entry with the Colonel, for not actually killing me after seeing it.
Yes it does take a lot of time to do - but my reward is hanging around with so many beautiful and caring woman. That can't be half bad hey.

Anyway you didn't come here to see me rabbiting on with mushy emotional bollocks, you want to see some hornbags don't you?
Go on, don't be shy, you know you want to see hornbags.
Well buggar you - first shot is of blokes :-)



The Colonel speaking smut with Bernie, Keith and, ahhmm, buggar whats his name.
Can someone tell me his name? Sorry!

Now I have to admit I know nothing about football, I am into V8 Touring cars, Holden versus that lesser make etc. I have never watched football and as such may make a mistake here.
Anyway, the lovely (and very fun) lady on my left (your right) is Annie Wing who is one of our newer G-Spot attendees. She is the mother of well known footballer Craig Wing, who 'I think' plays for Souths (the team my parents obsess over). Anyway I am sure some of our football orientated readers can confirm.
NOW, to my right (your left) is the forever HOT Nesa. A great friend who we don't get to see near as much as we would like.
Nesa has won the 'Sexiest Filipina Eyes' award at the G-Spot Karaoke Bar two years running. Have a look and you will see why.
MISS YOU NESA! WE NEED MORE NESA TIME :-)



And here with Terry
.

And here with Jason.



And finally here with me!


Here be Leny, the sexy sister in law.
Having heard so much about the G-Spot (mostly on the front page of newspapers)
she decided it was time to check it out for herself.
The expression she has would suggest usage of some of the available toys - however we assure you it was only the excessive alcohol consumption.
Hmmmm, or perhaps the bright flash!



Sprung in action - The 'Burwood Pervert' was hiding in the roof of the G-Spot Karaoke Bar.
PLEASE NOTE: 'The Burwood Pervert' is a registered trademark and subject to all relevant copyrite laws within Australia. Others wishing to title themselves 'pervert' are required to make an application, in writing, to
Burwood_Pervert_PtyLtd@lensinyaclacker.com.au


Ahhhh it was a great party. Thanks goes to all those who helped with setting it up, cooking, decorating, inviting more hornbags.

My lovely asawa Ning!
The extremely stressed Gina.
The beautiful Annabelle who eventually showed :-)
Plus the G-Spots best cook - Bing!

BUT THATS NOT ALL!

COMING SOON!

ANOTHER NIGHT WITH THE KAMIs
&
THE PARTY AFTER-PARTY

&
BEWARE: UNGRATEFUL FILIPINA ALERT!


Tuesday, May 13, 2008

RAJIN's 10th BIRTHDAY - The Biggest-The Best -The Last (for now)! Part 3

With the kids party out of the way and the huge inflatable castle removed, it was time for all loyal G-Spotters to turn their attentions towards entertaining themselves (ahhmmmm - that is mean't in a nice way).
With the kids playing their games and destroying the house, the fun began. Food, karaoke and fun till late in the night with the tone occasionally dropping to the smutty level enjoyed by most attendees of these nights
Enjoy the latest photographic selection:


The beautiful Pinays Gina and Ana stand outside the house in lovely afternoon sunlight.
My dear little mate Gina had bitten my head off a couple of times by now, but all seemed to have calmed down and more adult type fun was being enjoyed.

They may look cute those Pinays, but be warned:
YOU WILL NEVER KNOW TRUE FEAR UNTIL YOU MEET ONE IN A RAGE!


Seems babies are popping out everywhere nowdays!
Grandma is holding Gina and Ron's little addition (can't spell the name - so won't even attempt) to the gang.



The lovely Anna has also been popping out the people parcels much to Colonel's excitement.
This time I can't even remember the name, so 'Baby Carrots' will have to suffice.



While the wife is inside nursing 'Baby Carrots' the Colonel is suddenly overcome with the urge to further spread his seed.
The lucky recipient this time being Cass!



Colonel uses some of the smooth talk to lure Cass into his 'WEB OF PASSION'.
But this will take time, Cass is no pushover for sweet words and, besides, her husband was watching!



It all proved to much for Brad.
Action needed to be taken prior to any breach of areas best left not breached!


Rajin's Grandparents made their first visit to the G-Spot Karaoke Bar.


Colonel and Bernie savour the delights of the G-Spot!

PART 4 COMING TOMMOROW!
More Food - Kami Disco - Strange Microphones

Monday, May 12, 2008

Pinoy Reaches Everest Summit!

Howdee,
This cartoon was sent to me today from a contrinuter wishing to remain anonymous (MANOK). :-)

Apparently it appeared in one of the Manila major newspapers after the first Pinoy reached the Mount Everest summit. I am a little undecided as to whether or not it is funny, but given the amount of time I have spent around Manila and the locals general good humour about it, I suppose I have to admit a bit of a giggle.

But then I am often told I have a demented sense of humour :-)

What do you think? About the cartoon I mean - not my demented sense of humour.

Brad

RAJIN's 10th BIRTHDAY - The Biggest-The Best -The Last (for now)! Part 2


Good morning,
The less than classy party commenced at 11am with the usual kids part of the whole celebration, while the adults waited patiently for that bollocks to be over, leaving us to go into adult mode (and I mean ADULT MODE).
It has become quite the tradition that a jumping castle is hired and the one on this day proved to be the best yet. Not only the usual jumping shenanigans, but also a slide that the kids (and smaller adults) could climb up to.

Lets look at shots taken during the kids party. Those of you waiting for some saucy adult party photos will have to hang out for tomorrow. SORRY :-)


The birthday girl herself making great use of the castle.
Despite being her birthday, she was not immune from the many injuries suffered
during the day!


No idea who she is - One of Rajin's friends tired after all the jumping!


One of the less violent castle moments!


Ahhhh what can you say - honey is sweet and this Honey is no exception!
Have only met her on brief occasions in the past so it was great to finally spend
some time and get to know the lovely Honey.
A lovely person who I hope we will see more of at our gatherings - one of the
true examples of how nice Pinay's are before they come to Australia and
open luggage shops! Plus, like most Pinay's, she also manages to look years
younger than she is.
Onya Honey - your truly awesome. Look forward to seeing you again.

Yeah, I know its Honey again! I make no apologies! :-)
Here she is with my equally beautiful mate Gina (who still had a smile on her face at this time). :-)
They are seen hard at it working in the kitchen.
Well, actually they are seen posing for the camera. Honey probably wondering by now "How do I get away from this guy with the camera".
Gina worked so very hard to make this the best party we had ever had.
Will we see that Indopino baby one day???????????

Sunday, May 11, 2008

RAJIN's 10th BIRTHDAY - The Biggest-The Best -The Last (for now)! Part 1

### HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAJIN ###


Well it has been a BIG weekend and as I type this, feeling a little the worse for wear, I am wondering how I shall drag my sorry butt to work today.
This party was to celebrate the 10th birthday of my little daughter (unofficially) Rajin. A lovely little part of the 'Ron/Gina' clan, if not a little chatty at times :-) Hmmm I will probably hear back about that.
As is usually the case, the party went over two days. This of course being mostly filled with food, singing, Tanduay and hornbags. Hmmm yes, some quality hornbags as well, with a couple of new people showing up for the first time.
Sadly, as is often the case with Philo parties, one newcomer decided to eat the food, have fun and sing karaoke before ridiculing the way the party was set up. Heheheehehe apparently not classy enough :-) Another joins the illustrious 'Brad Poop List' with such magnificently bad examples of humanity as Ludy and Elizabeth where one can always be guaranteed of, ahmmm, comment when in my presence.
At the other end of the scale though we had the beautiful Honey. A lovely person to talk to, a little shy, but hey we will break her out of that soon enough :-) Thanks for coming to the party Honey, hope to see you again soon.

Alas it is likely to be the last party the G-Spot karaoke gang will be having or attending for the time being, with a couple of members deciding they are to old :-) Alas us youngsters are on the prowl for new Pinays to sing, dance, eat and carry on like loons with.
SIGN UP HERE!


As always bulk photos were taken and will be shared to all party attendees through this site.

During the week I will be adding more photos to the site in four parts.
Please feel free to leave Rajin some birthday wishes in the comments below each post.

Cheers
Brad

Saturday, May 10, 2008

*** RAJIN'S 10TH BIRTHDAY ***

*** COMING SOON ***


Little Rajin had her 10th birthday over the weekend.

It was the biggest party ever had at the G-Spot Karaoke Bar and sadly looks to be the last for a while with many of the usual suspects not wishing to party anymore!

Old age is a terrible thing :-(


Alas I am sure the remains of the G-Spot gang will continue on and we will be still able to bring you regular smutty updates covering outrageous Philo activities Down Under.

Check the website this week for a multi-part Rajin birthday feature!

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

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John's Birthday Bash! The Good - The Bad - The Cuddly (Part 3)

Howdee,
Finally got my rear into action and am placing up more shots from John's party the other week.
The following is yet another selection of the random beauty in attendance.

Hmmmmm nice - Pinays in Australia are always willing to help each other (well unless they own luggage shops or get jealous) and this is well displayed here by Gina who is helping keep Maria's floaties warm, with Maria also doing the favour for Crisilda.


C'mon Maria that is hardly going to help keep things warm.
More effort needed! :-)


Now Maria, that is only going to make them cold again!


Not sure who the maganda Pinay in the green is, she turned up very late into the party. Thankfully the camera held up long enough to get a couple of shots.
Here she is seen with Crisilda!


A BONUS Crisilda shot - Cause everyone loves Crisilda shots.
If anyone has her email address - I am willing to pay money for it :-)

Monday, May 5, 2008

The Colonel's Blogsite!

Howdee,
Many of you lucky enough to attend our karaoki nights at the 'G-Spot Karaoke Bar' will know the beloved Colonel.
Whether he be in the

VERTICAL


or

HORIZONTAL


position, he always proves to be the life of any party.

Now you can have more of the Colonel than ever before. I mean, why wait till the next karaoke party to experience that special Colonelness that we have all grown to love.
Yes thats right, the Colonal has a brand new BLOG covering his daily misadventures.

http://dribblyfoamertype.blogspot.com

Guaranteed to make you laugh, or at the very least, cry.

If any other family or friends have a blog they wish me to mention, feel free to give me a hollar.

Brad