*** ANA'S 38TH BIRTHDAY BASH ***
or
** HOW TO HAVE AN AFFAIR IN THE FILIPINO **
COMMUNITY!!
Edited By - Your friendly local Australia Post Employee!
With so many sordid happening 'apparently' happening in the Australian Filipino community of late, I thought it to be my civil duty to show how I identify people who are having an affair.
One needs to be an expert in making up bollocks about
'PEOPLES PRIVATE BUSINESS' before being able to spread claptrap amongst the masses in an effort to destroy as many friendships as possible.
Lets take these following photos from Ana's birthday. Ana recently turned 38 and is still married to her husband despite attempts to make her think hew was humping one of his Pinay friends on the side. While not managing to seperate them, I did, with the help of my western suburbs gang, managed to successfully destroy their friendship.
Perhaps you to can achieve such miracles.
Now lets go take a look at the signs.
BLOODY OBVIOUS!It would be apparent to even the most foolish of individuals that these two are having a torrid affair. They were caught hugging and kissing on numerous occasions during the night and tried to fool us all by the fact they are married.
I picked them out straight away with my special 'Nosey Bitch' powers. They were no match.
Even the birthday girl was into it.
While her husband was out trying to impregnate Jason's wife by offering her a drink, his wife was obviously on the prowl here looking for some carpet to much.
See the way they are smiling? A BLOODY dead giveaway.
BLOODY PERVERTED!See they way he is fondling the guitar?
You don't have to be an 'Postal Minion' to see there is something happening between
Ron and the guitar.
THEY DON'T FOOL ME!Look closely at this photo! You can see Jason and Ron having a private discussion
while Cassandra pretends to look at the camera.
DON'T BE FOOLED: Something is obviously going on, they are, after all,
in the same room together.
Quick- better tell this to everyone before its to late.
SIMPLY DISGUSTING!Not only is Jason obviously having an affair with three woman,
one of them happens to be his wife.
I deplore affairs with ones wife, they never leave much room to cause broken marriages.
I am not even going to comment on this disgraceful show of obvious SWINGING!
Not only is Brad obviously involved with the one I first identified, he is blatantly obviously involved with woman BEHIND HER BACK!
You disgusting piece of humanity Brad - you should be left to perish in urine!
Yes - I know you people are probably saying that Bill and Ty are just talking
about the footy or something.
However I know different. Look at that smile on Ty - there is obviously
much more going on than meets your untrained eye.
DISGUSTING I SAY - BLOODY DISGUSTING!
Anyway I must be off - have a few phone calls to make the relatives and friends of people appearing above!
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NOTE: Nobody in the above article is actually having an affair, well except those who are already married to each other.
The shots were used as examples of how stupid many people are within even our small circle of former friends within the community. I hope this shows how pathetic, ridiculous and ultimately jealous these cretins are.
Alas Brad also become naughty and the police were again called to haul him away for some severe punishment that included frozen vegetables and nipple pinching!
Even the plastic products were excited.
Wonder if anyone REALLY ordered the roast beef roll?
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