SECRET FILIPINO TRIBAL SACRIFICE CEREMONY!

APOLOGIES!
Most of posting removed thanks to Rommel!

Readers, today I envy you! You are to be among the very few who are able to witness photos taken during a very secret Filipino tribal sacrifice ceremony.

Yearly select Filipinos from the 'Sacred Tent Of Calamari' must sacrifice virginal calamari in celebration of all the good things the 'Lord Of Calamari' has given them through the years.
To fail to do so would mean the great 'Lord of Calamari' would be frightfully displeased and deliver you the most horrible year of suffering you will ever endure (usually consists of having to listen to WS FM).

Its not an easy event, taking many minutes of preparation before one finally gets to stuff themselves with the luscious seafood. The going down to the store, the delicate enveloping in yummy sauces before sacrifice time, the 20 minute pre-devouring time tribal dance - it all makes for a very busy and colourful event.

Please join me as we make our way through this most sacred of events.
I do ask you to be quite, contempt for this event can result in vegetables being stuck in the most unfortunate of orifaces!

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The sacred fire, often lit by the hands of the most stunning of Filipina, it burns long and brightly. Well at least until the 'Heat Beads' are fully used up anyway.


Prior to the start of the sacred calamari dance all participants are asked to squat down. This custom has been handed down from generation to generation over hundreds of days and is believed to loosen up the bowel and stretch the intestine in preparation for the calamari onslaught to come.