~~ MATTY JOHNS ~~
* The Cronulla football club board met in emergency session yesterday, they're trying to work out why they get more spectators to a gang bang than one of their home games.
* The NRL have stopped all investigations into the Matty Johns sex scandal, as the Kiwi woman has come forward and admitted she was unaware of the interchange rule.
* The real name of the woman involved has been released, it's Joyce Mayne. - you take what you like now and don't pay for 7 years.
* The Bulldogs have come to Matt Johns defence, and have stated that it is quite easy to get caught out with 14 players on the pitch.
* Matty Johns has been sacked from his role as co- host the Footy Show, but 5 of his ex team mates said they are happy to fill in, while 6 will be happy to be in audience.
* The Kiwi woman should have just lain their quietly while Matty did the deed. Everyone knows that thrashing around and screaming will only attract other Sharks.
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