Monday, March 30, 2009
YEP, we went to the hospital yesterday to find out about the impending Pinoy/Pinay coming into this world.
So what is it?
Sorry - You will have to email us at the G-Spot email address for all the details.
There are to many people wishing to assault and hurt unborn babies in this world.
Look forward to your emails!
I will be bringing you all the latest jokes that have shown up in my litter tray, although the dropping that had plastic in it will not feature, despite the obvious hilarity it caused my owners.
You will find nothing here except the funniest and cleanest of jokes, you can trust me, I am a churchgor with much credibility.
If you don't believe me, I shall come around and chew your lounge, eat your food and poop on your drapes.
Please enjoy my first tasty selections.
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Two Irishmen were working on the roof of a building one day when one
made a misstep and fell to the ground. The other leaned over and called:
"Are yez dead or alive, Mike?"
"Oi'm alive," said Mike feebly.
"Sure you're such a liar Oi don't know whether to belave yez or not."
"Well, then, Oi must be dead," said Mike, "for yez would never dare tocall me a liar if Oi wor aloive."
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A conductor and a brakeman on a Montana railroad differ as to the proper
pronunciation of the name Eurelia. Passengers are often startled upon
arrival at his station to hear the conductor yell:
"You're a liar! You're a liar!"
And then from the brakeman at the other end of the car:
"You really are! You really are!"
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FATHER (reprovingly)--"Do you know what happens to liars when they die?"
JOHNNY--"Yes, sir; they lie still."
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A heartwarming story. Not about LIARS!
A small boy was lost at a large shopping Centre.
He approached a uniformed policeman and said, 'I've lost my granddad!'
'The cop asked, 'What's he like?'
The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied,
' Bundaberg Rum and sheilas with big tits.'
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Saturday, March 28, 2009
With little else to do with ones life nowdays, well apart from 3 hours of society work per day, I am able to once again go out around Sydney, in search of things to photograph and perhaps meet a new Philo or ten.
The photos below are just a random selection of stuff captured over the last two weeks. No particular theme, though my fetish for things rail and air does predominate.
Hopw you enjoy, at least a little, this wander down a path well away from the usual stuff that seems to fill this site nowdays, looking back to a way of life that once existed before the crediblitiy liars took control of reality.
Not sure what her coding is can any aircraft gunzel help?
Colonel is certainly looking foward to his much anticipated, relieving.
He is the person to the left of 442s3.
Welcome the the very last 'Barkada Bollocks' section of the website.
It sort of brings a tear to the eye and a lump to the pants as the barkada fractures up and one moves on to the next stage in ones exciting life.
The correspondence and news section will continue - it will just utilize a new name more in line with my life at the time. What that name is - well I have no bloddy idea - I am half asleep and really not in the sort of mood conducive to witty names, comments and smutty in-your-endo.
Hmmmm perhaps I am still in the mood for the later one. :-)
It is worth noting that the GSpot_Barkada email address is still in use for correspondence to this group and, who knows, one day I may again find myself a part of another Philo community and a phoenix type G-Spot may arise from the ashes.
So please remember, your comments are always much welcome.
LETTERS TO THE AUTHOR
Considering the huge rise in visitors this last few weeks, there has been only a very small bit of correspondence. Of the five emails recieved - only the following two are shown, mostly due to foul language in reference to the scum I used to have to deal with.
Heck man,those cattle remind me of my former employer. He used to do that to me when I was down to.
PCB Dapto
Is she in jail yet.
CJ Rosebery
(Ed- Sadly I don't believe so)
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Depite the many other changes in recent times, this important charity work continues.
We have been making some terrific progress becoming known amongst the Australian Filipino population and have just published our first newsletter "Along Da Riles". The name ofthe newsletter is obviously derived from the hit comedy "Home Along Da Riles"which starred everyone's fave Dolphey.
Donations to the society can now be made at the Pasalubong store in Sydney and we thank the owner of the store for her assistence with this.
Whatever Philo food, drink, DVD, fish, cakes, snackfood or health and beauty product you are after, you could likely get it here.
Thanks to everyone who has contrinuted to this site, read this site, or just lied about it to the rest of the Filipino community in Southern Sydney - this website has always been a product of everyones help and encouragement.
Despite the changes to the barkada, the website will continue to thrive as we approach 10,000 views - my arms length from the community now making it even more easier to convey the truth to everyone than ever before.
On the subject of Pasalubong Foodmart!
The shop will soon have an email service that will allow you to recieve occasional updates on new products, specials, product listings and also news on upcoming entertainment events.
If you would like to be added to the list (its free - walang pera) please email me at the GSpot_Barkada email address letting me know.
Best wishes
Brad
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
My ex-girlfriend used to swear by it as the best theropy for any problem surrounding people who have pissed you off, crossed you, or hurt you in one way or another.
It was the burning of photos.
Now I have always prided myself on having a copy of every photo I have ever taken (over 100,000) and the idea of burning any was, well, a little to horrifying to comprehend, even if it made one feel infinitely better.
Then the other day I read the same thing on a website and decied, WHAT THE HECK (to quote a Ferlie term), I have hundreds of photos of those who have tried (and failed) to bring me down, LETS HAVE A BONFIRE.
My god, it does work. The feeling of elation, freedom, revenge and weight removal is beyond belief.......... Give it a go - feel the better life that comes with burning photos of those who seak to destroy you and who you are.
Ahhh many is the argument I have had with people over this guy, ex-President Joseph Estrada.
One of the many actor - become politicians - that seem to exist in the Philippines, pushed on to success by voters who see him as an actor, more so than his ability to run a country.
The story below is the latest event since his worldwind tour to sign autographs and make jokes at the 'Princess Of The Stars' tragedy.
While reading it, think about what would happen to normal people on the street if we were to drive around, acting like TOOLS with replica machineguns on our cars!
We WOULD BE ARRESTED wouldn't we.
But Mr Erap accuses the government of being behind his being charged.
If he was caught masturbating behind a tree in Rizal Park, would this also be the governments fault?
NO! NO IT WOULDNT!
People, like many aswang here in Sydney, should stand up and take responsibility for their own stupidity.
It was a stupid thing to do, obviously all based on free publicity, it isn't the fault of the government, they didn't have a gun to your head telling you to do it.
FOOL!
Newspaper article below.
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Ex-Philippine leader in hot water for replica gun
AFP - Wednesday, March 25
MANILA (AFP) - - Former Philippine president Joseph Estrada is being investigated after he was allegedly seen riding around Manila in a jeep with a replica machinegun mounted on top, police officials said Tuesday.
National police chief Jesus Verzosa said they were looking into the possibility of charging Estrada with violating laws against the brandishing of guns, including replicas, in public.
"Our legal people are studying the matter," Verzosa said.
Estrada's companion in the jeep, opposition leader Jejomar Binay, who is mayor of Manila's financial district of Makati, may also be charged, he said.
The replica machinegun has already been surrendered to local police, Verzosa said.
Estrada spokeswoman Margaux Salcedo described the police move as a form of political harassment by a government "threatened" by the deposed leader's enduring popularity.
"It seems they are trying to send a message to former President Estrada," Salcedo said. "It is unfortunate that the (Philippine National Police) is allowing itself to be used for political purposes."
Estrada, unseated in a popular uprising in 2001, was later sentenced to life in prison for corruption but pardoned in 2007 by the woman who deposed him, current President Gloria Arroyo.
The former movie star still retains a large following and has hinted that he may run again for president next year.
Yet today I receive one from them in an pretty blatant attempt to try to stir me up. -
Good work guys - really got more of a laugh out of it, certainly don't care if he obtains a job there. Is that supposed to make me fear flying now?
Airport Security indeed :-)
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application for security sydney airport
Wednesday, March 25, 2009 1:02 AM
From:
"Anabelle" anabelle1234@xxxxxxxxxxxx
To:
airportjobs@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Cc:
rommelbiugos@xxxxxxxxxxx, alcogo.odwin@xxxxxxxxxx
Attn.Alison Xxxxx ,Hi first of all i would like to apply as a security officer in sydney airport but i cant go to email address, can you pls. send me a application form, thank
Monday, March 23, 2009
Sunday, March 22, 2009
THE TRUTH HURTS SOMETIMES!
Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore under fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant..
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.
Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: 'Gosh, I remember these.
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Being stuck in Australia had me a little depressed, afterall, it was my pet project and something I had pretty much decided to devote my life to. I love the Philippines, despite being a born and bred Aussie, but moving there permanently is not really an option at the moment.
So a happy alternative had to be found and that was the 'Australian Chapter'.
So what does our group do for the parent group in the Philippines?
Glad you asked!!
We are the base for a group newsletter, we conduct fundraising and we are the membership office for the world, the only place we don't accept membership from is, obviously, the Philippines (since the group is already there).
Our board has years worth of experience in the railway industry, preservation and also the railfan hobby. This will all go towards offering technical assistance, research work and other support roles.
No, indeed it dosen't.
Besides also covering industrial topics as well, the society here in Autralia will also help the Philippines by:
* Giving jobs to people when we outsource major work, thus helping families.
* Most restoration material will be sourced in the Philippines, thus giving companies money and helping people with jobs.
* With most money spent in the Philippines, we will also be doing a lot to help the economy!
~~ MERRY-GO-ROUND OF MISTRUTH ~~
** THE EXCITMENT CONTINUES **
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
GOSSIP ON THE RUN!
Monday, March 16, 2009
Friday, March 13, 2009
~~ MERRY-GO-ROUND OF MISTRUTH ~~
Won't happen of course. But good luck with everything!
I just had a read of the malcontent currntly running through your vains of joy..
I just have one more thing to add to all this.... Where's my bl**job you man b**ch.... I see that they haven't mentioned that rumor, or the one where you attack young defensless kittens with air rifles, or you drink three bottles of Johnny Walker Blue lable and dilliberatly throw it all back up in ya best friends car.
I wouldn't worry too much about all that c**p, the best thing too remember is that your true friends, the ones that will lay down their own farts for your protection, know exactly what sort of person your really are, a dead set utter yobbo, alco, scardy cat that has sex at eastgardens, but I'm afraid I can make the date for next week as I'm stuck at work. N seriously, just tell those trouble making wankers to go f*** a bull or something.
Take care my brother and, get pissed well.
Bong.
Man that is just rude!!!
It seems to me you might need a hug!
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FERLIE PHOTO REMOVED
Monday, March 9, 2009
~~ MERRY-GO-ROUND OF MISTRUTH ~~
Monday, March 2, 2009
While some of the the Mt Druitt/Werrington area Filos certainly made a terrific attempt to get me this prestigious award, it was a number in Eastlakes who finally got me over the line.
Together they nearly lost me this award and to them I say THANKS.
The liars had a win this night, I haven't been back to that club since this event - which was coincidently brought up while I was away and unable to defend myself.
Both versions of this one have been used for the same incident and by the same person. Also utilized was "Brad punched me in the shoulder". All are used together for clarity and the 'WTF' factor.
Interesting, we help seperate a friend from a savage assault and we are animals.
BRAD IS DESPERATE TO YOUNG GIRLS .
Really got to stop this dirty and disgusting habit of being nice to people.
Alls fair in love and war.
I have friends and family to think about, death does not discriminate against sex or race, so death threats are taken seriously.
A Possible New Home For Brad!
For those who are wondering why you may wish to refer back to THIS posting on the blog a while back. Seems the 'Credibility' one now has taken on calling me this nickname.
Hmmmm found church again huh :-)
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Homes needed for sewerage hippos
March 03, 2009 02:01am
SOUTH African environmental authorities are looking for homes for hippos, putting out a plea today for people to offer their premises to a hippopotamus that has moved into a water treatment plant.
A hippo from the Rondevlei Nature Reserve outside Cape Town escaped and took up residence in the sewerage waterworks of the sprawling Cape Flats area.
Nicknamed Zorro, it is being confined at the waterworks until a suitable home is found.
"However, as the Rondevlei female hippos have a calf every two years, there is a strong likelihood that, in the near future, the city will have to find a new home for another young calf,'' park manager Penny Glanville said.
"The Fauna Management Committee is accordingly looking for more homes for hippos.''
She said many private reserves were being established in the area that could be supplied with hippo, one of the largest mammals. The semi-aquatic animals are known to be extremely violent, can run faster than a human on land, and often attack people.
The reserve said potential hippo hosts would have to produce a management plan and allow the premises to be inspected.
More photos from our island adventure shortly.
Brad