Thursday, May 15, 2008

Rajin's Party - Delays!

Sadly a computer, well the monitor to be exact (everything shows at 90 degrees), problem is making posting of my much loved Hornbag photograpic essays a bit problematic.

Will resume the coverage of this important event shortly if:
1) I find out how to fix it.
2) I don't put my fist through the monitor first.
3) If #2 occurs, I can find a cheap enough replacement.
In the meantime - enjoy a joke!

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One day a father gets out of work early and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.

He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks thesales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'

The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? Wehave: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95,Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture,Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls.

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