ASK SADDAM
Everyone's favourite dead dictator discusses life, news, hell and murderous aswangs in his new column - exclusive to 'Manila-Downunder'.Hello blooooood and welcome to my new column aimed at all you infidels (those who don't eat meat pies and suck piss).
My dead uncle 'Ali the Arabic Aswang' has asked me to write a column to attract more interest following the recent going into hiding of the original owner following constant death threats.
Yes your Uncle Saddam knows all about death threats, afterall I made them regularly. But not all is good news, no, the mighty powers overseas also used to threaten me. ME!!! Poor little Saddam, sitting here, minding my own business, reading the latest issue of Camel Porn monthly and munching on that lovely KFC.
Yes - what are those 11 secret spices? Less chance of finding them than any WMDs within my beloved Iraq.
I keep hearing this term aswang. Saddam had no aswang in Baghdad - we would not allow such things in Baghdad. The world has truly become a bad place since I left. Well actually I didn't leave - I just moved 6 foot further down.
Anyway, your fun loving Uncle Saddam is doing this new column while a decision on Brad's future is decided upon. You can email you beloved uncle at the old GSpot email address and Ali will pass it through to me for answering.
This week I would like to use my years of tennis journalism experience to bring you an indepth report on the recent Australian Open, the grand final of which Rafael Nadal beat Roger Feterer was finally played on Sunday night.
While Iraq is not known for its extended line of champion tennis players, that has not stopped your Uncle Saddam from becoming a respected expert in the field, known for his no nonsense and hard hitting style when it comes to the truth, and eradicating enemies.
Please enjoy this my first report.
Any complaints should be sent by email, along with your postal address, for extermination.
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AUSTRALIAN OPEN- - RAFAEL NADAL Vs ROGER FEDERER
THE GUY WHO
KEEPS PICKING HIS
ARSE WON THE
GAME!
Love Saddam
Ahhh yes memories - This is a common expression when you
have electrodes strapped to the goolies during interogations!
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