Manila Downunder

~~ FERDIE MARCOS ~~

AND HIS

* ALL NEW AUSSIE DEFINITIONS SECTION *

Kumusta to all readers of my exciting new section on the Manila Downunder blog.

Like my fellow late dictator Saddam, I have been asked to host a new section of this remarkable blog and bring a wealth of insight and knowledge equal only to a great man like myself, well, like I was, back before I became a corpse.

Many people seem to have more problems with Australian definitions than Imelda had choosing shows just to walk down to the backyard dunny.

Theres one now. Dunny!!!

Yes you may be thinking that's a funny word. Well believe it or not, dunny is Aussie for toilet. The place where one goes to lay cable, to drop tummy bombs, to cut off a turtle neck, download a food file, release the tummy meatloaf, etc etc

Anyway my friends and supporters today we start by explaining the difference between "not pregnant", "abortion" and "miscarriage".

* The first is when your sperm does not reach the woman's egg, thus causing fertilisation and the resultant birth of a very loud and expensive little person.

* The second is of course if the sperm has reached the egg, and should you not wish to have a very noisy and expensive little person in the world for any reason. This removes all trace of said little person.

One could also use Ebay, apparently they tried in China at least once, but this is frowned upon by authorities within many countries and banned by Ebay owners.

* The third very sad occurrence that should not be experienced by anyone.

Sadly it is a more socially acceptable excuse than number two.

Join me next week when I may come to the surface again and explain the difference between a "two bob watch" and "watching two Bob's".

Anyway Satan is calling - must be off.

Ferdie