Manila Downunder

Saturday, February 28, 2009

~~ DINNER BY A RUNWAY ~~

G'day all my beloved readers. Been a big night and your fave reporter of bollocks is sitting here a tad sozzled and thaning the good lord for spell check at the end of this report.

Well it has been a big week following the assault at Mato RSL.

The lies being spread about what happened has had us laughing so hard that, beside risking a unexpected follow through, tired us out with the strain of the hilarity.

I suppose the thing that brings on the most bowel trembling hilarity is how the lies continually change. The art of a good bullshitting is to keep the story the same all the time.

One also should lie believeably, I mean, "A PUNCH IN THE FACE" yet no blood, no marks, indeed not even mentioned until being told the assailant was in big trouble.
Yeah right. Try standup!

Anyway after all the stress of such joviality - it was thought opportune to head on down to the airport for dinner while watching some planes, just like the good old days before air wasters entered my life.

Its a shame they lock the gate around 7pm as there was still lots of plane gunzels (PUNZELS?) and families still there watching the parade of jets. There was nothing truly amazing, just the normal, but who can fail to be impressed at the sight of a 747 (arguable still the worlds best looking aircraft - despite the arrival of the A380) landing.

Bit disappointing that none were seen taking off, as were any A380 monsters.

I took a few shots, but alas it was late in the day and I had no tripod, so they certainly are far from ranking in my highest of quality. Actually bloody far.

Heck I was going to rant on about my sledom shown interest in planes, but I am tired (and more than a little tipsey following tonights celebrations - Celebrating one week since the real nature of people was revealed) and think I will hit the hay like a hungry horse.

And like Fox Mulder always said "THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE"!

Actually he may not have said that, it may just have been the shows subtitle. Anyway, the truth will out, indeed it already has.

Email me for the true version of events last week, once you are fed up with the bollocks. I would happily sit a polygraph test to confirm it and MAY STILL DO SO!

Tally Ho

Brad (A bit pissed and a lot pissed off)

VH-OGV landing above a Singapore Airlines jet this evening at Sydney Airport.

The bed of water is known as Botany Bay and is often freqented by another of societies vermin, sharks. Sharks at least don't lie, they just bite your leg off.

Same aircraft again.

My good mate and brother Daven Walters (a plane and railfan currently living as close to the middle of nowhere as you can get in Borroloola, Northern Territory) tells me this was originally in the 'Australian' fleet, an earlier attempt by Qantas to launch a budget international carrier.

It was late in the day so quality is the dogs bollocks, while my current state of inebriation revents any serious Photoshop work.