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Saturday, May 9, 2009

AS DEATHS DARKNESS DESCENDS UPON ME

I WILL WIDELY SMILE AS I WILL NOW BE FREE

THE ONLY WAY TO IMPROVE IT MORE

WOULD BE TO TAKE THE SCUM WITH ME TO HEAVENS DOOR!

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The Aussie Aswang!: Welcome friends, followers and any random perverts who have come across the site. The last decade of involvement in the local Filipino community has been a long road and nobody could ever say it has been dull. No matter how much you study the community, the one thing you will learn is that you will never truly understand them. You must just enjoy the good ones who truly care. Approaching 2013 is where I now find myself. Still serving the wonderful Filipino community through our shop, thankful that those who sort to bring it dopwn have now gone off to their own endeavours - as far removed from their supposed truth as could be possible. The end of 2012 saw the Aussie Aswang finally venture down the road of raising money for the poorer people back in the Philippines. Yes, it is a noble cause, helping thos in desperate need - yet alas I have already encountered vermin in the community to seek nothing more than to benefit themselves. Yes, there is a surprise around every corner. 31401-15-08-2013

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Paul (fellow board member of our Philippine charity) is seen here with his beautiful fiancee, soon to be asawa, Mitzy. Mitzy hails from Naga and still spends the vast majority of her time there.

Bill, semi-Philippine resident and my Vice-President in the Philippine charity. Bill is an awesome bloke, full of Philippine (and computer) knowledge and a great mate. He is also a fellow appreciator of quality Filipino beverages, one of which is probably in his hand in this photo.

Nathan: Never do mates come more fantastic. MrNathan is lucky enough to live within bowel motion throwing distance of the Neath Hotel and is seen here with his beautiful other half MrsLoco (aka Hayley).Love ya mate - will show you how much the next Neath night :-)

Terry- (aka Tezza, Forrest Gump) A mate suffering similar employment to me, who appreciated Tanduay but, GASP, seems to have a peverted preference for Bundy products. We do, sort of, forgive him due to his beautiful Cebuana wife, his interest in Filipino trains and the fact he is a fellow modeller (of trains-not womans underwear). Seen here with the retarded Honey who felt it right to use us for everything and then run without even a thank you. I think the saying of her mum was "Even if she came back crying blood I would not accept her". Hmmm at least we can see where her hypocrisy comes from.

RJ (Richard)- Egad a Filo who also prefers Bundaberg over Tanduay. What is the world coming to?

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