~~ G-SPOT FESTIVE FROLICS (Pt2) ~~

OK, as promised, here is the second selection of piccies taken across the Festive Season.
The balance of the Xmas shots will be in Part 3. Hope you can contain yourself until that time.

What a lovely couple.
Keith and our beloved daughter Ferlie enjoy some of Jun and Cecile's legendary hospitality at a pre-Xmas party.
Never seen Keith so happy - and with good reason - great to see mate.

Xmas lunch was spent overlooking Kings Cross and the city.
The above view shows the entrance to the William Street and Cross City tunnels at the east end.

Family shot at Kings Cross.

Ning and Scott with the Opera House and Harbour Bridge in the background.

Time for a bit of artistic stuff.
Terraces around Darlinghurst.

Dinner was spent at the parents house, attended also by my daughter Ferlie and her mum Gina.

The parents just before the meal.

Our beloved daughter knows quality when she tastes it.
Gina and myself are of course a great influence.

Ahhh the beautiful Analiza, such a loss to the group.
Analiza is headed back to the Philippines for a year following a, somewhat, brief holiday in Blue Haven.
Thankfully she has left us an awesome present in the shape of Ferlie.

Filipinas - Ahhhh you can't find anything more maganda.
Ferlie (on left) is seen with her adoptive mum posing for her adoptive dad.
Ahhhhh the pride only known by a parent!

~~ G-SPOT FESTIVE FROLICS (Pt1) ~~

Kumusta one and all.

Its the moment you have been waiting for, all the coverage of the
barkada's Christmas and New Years period.
Fun - Fun - Fun would probably be the best way to describe it. Parties were held in numerous locations over the two weeks period and much food and quality Filipino beverages were consumed.
It was arguably the best festive season yet, probably due tothe absense of rumours, gossip and lies once purveyed by the aswang.

Hope you enjoy this little perverted look into our celebrations. Parts 2 and 3 will follow during the week.

Colonel makes an exciting discovery!

FERLIE PHOTO REMOVED

Our daughter Princess Ferlie, son Rommel and friends MrX and Cassandra join us for a nice evening dinner.

This year we had a two day party at the G-Spot karaoke bar.
As always, advertising greated all guests.

FERLIE PHOTO REMOVED

Oops, crap this is out of order.
Our extended family went for a chinese dinner in Kingsford either before or after the two day party.

FERLIE PHOTO REMOVED

Hornbags a plenty.
Our new daughter Ferlie, fun new mate Casey, my best mate Gina
and lovely little sister Maria.

FERLIE PHOTO REMOVED

Gina gives Ferlie a good whipping with a ahhmmmmm specialised adult toy!

Hmmmm closer examination of previously mentioned adult toy.

Honey shoulders the responsibility for the often mentioned adult toy - her expression pretty much says it all.

Casey was a naughty girl suitable punishment was thus delt out.

Colonel lives up to his popular nickname and beloved reputation!
Onya Colonel - You never let us down!

~~~ BON-VOYAGE BERNIE ~~~

Every now and then a member of our barkada is lucky enough to make the journey over to the Philippines. This month it was the turn of one of our newest members, Bernie.

In good ol G-Spot Barkada tradition a party was had for the departing member - this time being Hawaiian in theme. While many of the G-Spot Pinays usually look pretty dang awesome, they were excelling themselves on this night.

Join us for a look at 'Bernie's Bon-Voyage Party'.

Bernie - The traveller himself soon after arriving for the party.

Gina treats all to a display of traditional Hawaiian dancing!

Sometimes you meet someone new and quite interesting at parties.
This lady certainly had some interesting tales to tell about those people who are not plastic, remain 100% true to themselves and have credibility.
Thankfully she found a cure from 'Eastlakes Aswang Syndrome'.

Ahhhhhh Hawai - Ya gotta love it.

Always time to worship the barkada's favourite band - The Kamis.

L to R
Bernie-Annie-Gina-Ana-Honey-Jason (complete with pornstar moustache)-Maria

The ever cuddly Honey!

Rajin - Fully into the Hawaiian theme.

A Festive Party Trial!

Well, actually it was mean't just to be a chance to introduce my friend Paul and his Naga fiancee Mitzy to my wife and a couple of friends. However, like all small gatherings, it quickly gained momentum and turned into somewhat of a full blown party.

Being the start of November, and given most retailers have been trying to gouge us for Xmas money since July, it is not surprising that a Xmas type theme was to sneak in. Not to worry though - I have never met a Pinay that didn't look CUTE AS in a Xmas hat. Well perhaps that Ludy, not even 20 litres of Vodka could work that miracle.

Despite initial concerns that Mitzy may not take to well to our special brand of humour, I am happy to report she fitted in fine and we look forward to seeing her and Paul at many occasions in the future. Given Paul is a railfan, opportunity may indeed be taken to drop bulk litres of foam lineside sometime in the future.

Now go grab the closest bottle of alcohol, sit back and enjoy the following saucy selection of party pics. Sadly promises since made mean that some of the more, shall we say, INTERESTING, shots are not allowed to be put up :-)

The guests of honour!
Paul and Mitzy come to terms with our unusual barkada :-)

My wives #1 and #3 during a tissue required moment together. :-)

Lordy - Another tissue moment.
The forever beautiful ladies enjoying their karaoke.

Everyones favourite cowgirl Gina takes a break for the heavy party schedule.

Paul does his best immitation of a hornbag from Oakey Pub!

Theres a reason they call her Honey - How sweet.

What the bottle Mariiiiiiiii - oh dear. Can someone call a doctor.

Maria's little bottle accident entices Gina to see if it was as painful
as she made out!

Ferlie shows us her pole dancing techniques!

How irresistible is our own version of Tina Turner???

Winner of nights best smile!

Heaven!

Santa's busy little elves prepare themselves for a night in front of my camera :-)

BRAD'S 'BECOMING AN OLD BUGGAR' 40TH BIRTHDAY PT4

** THE SPECIAL TONGUE EDITION **

I am not really sure why tongues feature so often at 'G-Spot Karaoke Barkada' gatherings, but lets just thank the lord they do.
Come on guys, admit it, you would have to be somewhat, ahmmm different, not to be taken by the sight of a tongue trying to lurch itself free of a Pinay speech box. Its a sight that would melt even the hardest of men (and by hard I mean tough - as opposed to, well, you know). :-)
Anyway please join me in celebrating the TONGUE in this final instalment of my 40th Birthday!

Gina shows us her prized cardboard cut out of a, ahhhmmmm, couple of marshmallows.

Hayley becomes the meat in the dribbly foamer sandwich!

Nothing like a dual tongue session.
My best mate Gina (right) gives a parallel tongue display for the camera
with the newest hornbag on the block, Analiza.

My wifes Ana and Gina are overcome with excitment during
the occasion and tongues go wild.
My wife, Gina's, husband Ron looks on.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh yeah!!!!!

Even the parents become overwhelmed with the arousing displays going on!

Ana's 38th Birthday Bash!

*** ANA'S 38TH BIRTHDAY BASH ***

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** HOW TO HAVE AN AFFAIR IN THE FILIPINO **
COMMUNITY!!

Edited By - Your friendly local Australia Post Employee!

With so many sordid happening 'apparently' happening in the Australian Filipino community of late, I thought it to be my civil duty to show how I identify people who are having an affair.
One needs to be an expert in making up bollocks about 'PEOPLES PRIVATE BUSINESS' before being able to spread claptrap amongst the masses in an effort to destroy as many friendships as possible.
Lets take these following photos from Ana's birthday. Ana recently turned 38 and is still married to her husband despite attempts to make her think hew was humping one of his Pinay friends on the side. While not managing to seperate them, I did, with the help of my western suburbs gang, managed to successfully destroy their friendship.
Perhaps you to can achieve such miracles.

Now lets go take a look at the signs.

BLOODY OBVIOUS!

It would be apparent to even the most foolish of individuals that these two are having a torrid affair. They were caught hugging and kissing on numerous occasions during the night and tried to fool us all by the fact they are married.
I picked them out straight away with my special 'Nosey Bitch' powers. They were no match.

Even the birthday girl was into it.
While her husband was out trying to impregnate Jason's wife by offering her a drink, his wife was obviously on the prowl here looking for some carpet to much.
See the way they are smiling? A BLOODY dead giveaway.

BLOODY PERVERTED!
See they way he is fondling the guitar?
You don't have to be an 'Postal Minion' to see there is something happening between
Ron and the guitar.

THEY DON'T FOOL ME!
Look closely at this photo! You can see Jason and Ron having a private discussion
while Cassandra pretends to look at the camera.
DON'T BE FOOLED: Something is obviously going on, they are, after all,
in the same room together.
Quick- better tell this to everyone before its to late.

SIMPLY DISGUSTING!
Not only is Jason obviously having an affair with three woman,
one of them happens to be his wife.
I deplore affairs with ones wife, they never leave much room to cause broken marriages.

I am not even going to comment on this disgraceful show of obvious SWINGING!
Not only is Brad obviously involved with the one I first identified, he is blatantly obviously involved with woman BEHIND HER BACK!
You disgusting piece of humanity Brad - you should be left to perish in urine!

Yes - I know you people are probably saying that Bill and Ty are just talking
about the footy or something.
However I know different. Look at that smile on Ty - there is obviously
much more going on than meets your untrained eye.
DISGUSTING I SAY - BLOODY DISGUSTING!

Anyway I must be off - have a few phone calls to make the relatives and friends of people appearing above!

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NOTE: Nobody in the above article is actually having an affair, well except those who are already married to each other.
The shots were used as examples of how stupid many people are within even our small circle of former friends within the community. I hope this shows how pathetic, ridiculous and ultimately jealous these cretins are.

RAJIN's 10th BIRTHDAY - The Biggest-The Best -The Last (for now)! Part 3

With the kids party out of the way and the huge inflatable castle removed, it was time for all loyal G-Spotters to turn their attentions towards entertaining themselves (ahhmmmm - that is mean't in a nice way).
With the kids playing their games and destroying the house, the fun began. Food, karaoke and fun till late in the night with the tone occasionally dropping to the smutty level enjoyed by most attendees of these nights
Enjoy the latest photographic selection:

The beautiful Pinays Gina and Ana stand outside the house in lovely afternoon sunlight.
My dear little mate Gina had bitten my head off a couple of times by now, but all seemed to have calmed down and more adult type fun was being enjoyed.

They may look cute those Pinays, but be warned:
YOU WILL NEVER KNOW TRUE FEAR UNTIL YOU MEET ONE IN A RAGE!

Seems babies are popping out everywhere nowdays!
Grandma is holding Gina and Ron's little addition (can't spell the name - so won't even attempt) to the gang.

The lovely Anna has also been popping out the people parcels much to Colonel's excitement.
This time I can't even remember the name, so 'Baby Carrots' will have to suffice.

While the wife is inside nursing 'Baby Carrots' the Colonel is suddenly overcome with the urge to further spread his seed.
The lucky recipient this time being Cass!

Colonel uses some of the smooth talk to lure Cass into his 'WEB OF PASSION'.
But this will take time, Cass is no pushover for sweet words and, besides, her husband was watching!

It all proved to much for Brad.
Action needed to be taken prior to any breach of areas best left not breached!

Rajin's Grandparents made their first visit to the G-Spot Karaoke Bar.

Colonel and Bernie savour the delights of the G-Spot!

PART 4 COMING TOMMOROW!
More Food - Kami Disco - Strange Microphones