ALI THE ARABIC ASWANG
AND
THE G-SPOT BARKADA'S EASTLAKES RETURN.

As-salam alaykum. (Thats Arabic for hello)

Yo Stooges, thanks for joining the all new website of the G-Spot Karaoke Barkada.

Some pissers have been threatening me main man Brad, who has asked me remove the digit from the caboose and run the website for him until he can again roam the streets without fear of death, excluding perhaps Redfern and back home in the Gaza Strip.

So who am I?

I am Ali obviously, a street urchin from Erskinville. Originally from the Middle East, I came to Australia to be a lawyer for 20 years, before I got the calling.

Yes the calling!

That calling from the streets to live for free on cake crumbs and the last remaining dregs of ones last bottle of beer.

A chance bite while rooting through the garbages at BKK Eastlakes for some edible treasure has rendered me with a problem, that of turning into a half man and half beast at night. Since joining the 'CARING' G-Spot Barkada I have learn't that the name for me is aswang.

I'm now paid a pie a week to run their website, rather generous, even for IR laws.

Yesterday I fulfilled a long time promise (about a week) to return the G-Spot Barkada to their former stomping ground of the Eastlakes Reserve for some seafood, wildlife spotting and fun.
Despite risking our lives and limbs, a great evening was had by all and a promise made to do it again soon.

All agreed it was a shame Brad could not go, but the threats has made sure that Eastlakes remains an exclusion zone for his visits.
He has however promised to post something to this website when he arrives in Parkes on the weekend.

In the meantime - enjoy the photos of last nights

G-SPOT BARKADA'S BIG EASTLAKES RETURN.

Memories

Rajin and Scott showing support for their new friend Ali!

Ali fits right in with the gang ever since he purchased his first can of deodorant.
Here we chew on the remaining calamari and a bit of chicken pie
left on a park bench.

Ali's beautiful daughter!
Ahhhh she is the pride of Palestine!

Yes hi gang!
Ali's wonderful new friends, caring, sharing and without
the rubbish Ali receives when sleeping in a gutter.

All to soon it starts getting dark and the group become growingly concerned
about the weird creatures flying overhead.
They certainly weren't pigeons, they had all left. Even the seagulls had fled in fear long before these weird airborne things started circling above
Eastlakes Reserve and the nearby Mascot Drive.
Despite Ali's assurances of his years of tactical military training and extensive experience in hand to hand combat with mythical creatures, fear still was setting on on everyone present in the park and they all were soon
screaming and running for cover.

THANK YOU

For joining me in my first posting to the group.
Join us next week when we cover this weekends huge two day party
celebrating Ali's acceptence into the barkada.

Ali is excited.

Ali is thrilled.

Oops Ali has WOOD!

Ma'a salama OR Goodbye

~~ G-SPOT FESTIVE FROLICS (Pt1) ~~

Kumusta one and all.

Its the moment you have been waiting for, all the coverage of the
barkada's Christmas and New Years period.
Fun - Fun - Fun would probably be the best way to describe it. Parties were held in numerous locations over the two weeks period and much food and quality Filipino beverages were consumed.
It was arguably the best festive season yet, probably due tothe absense of rumours, gossip and lies once purveyed by the aswang.

Hope you enjoy this little perverted look into our celebrations. Parts 2 and 3 will follow during the week.

Colonel makes an exciting discovery!

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Our daughter Princess Ferlie, son Rommel and friends MrX and Cassandra join us for a nice evening dinner.

This year we had a two day party at the G-Spot karaoke bar.
As always, advertising greated all guests.

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Oops, crap this is out of order.
Our extended family went for a chinese dinner in Kingsford either before or after the two day party.

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Hornbags a plenty.
Our new daughter Ferlie, fun new mate Casey, my best mate Gina
and lovely little sister Maria.

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Gina gives Ferlie a good whipping with a ahhmmmmm specialised adult toy!

Hmmmm closer examination of previously mentioned adult toy.

Honey shoulders the responsibility for the often mentioned adult toy - her expression pretty much says it all.

Casey was a naughty girl suitable punishment was thus delt out.

Colonel lives up to his popular nickname and beloved reputation!
Onya Colonel - You never let us down!

Bing's Surprise Birthday Party

~~ HAPPY BIRTHDAY BING ~~

Saturday saw Bing's REAL friends get together for a party to celebrate her birthday.

Although Bing was otherwise occupied with the 'Eastlakes Aswang Bakada' who were busily making her feel like she was accepted, we were able to get a photo of her as a replacement.
We felt this may be a good replacement, however, unlike Mrs Credibility, Bing has more character than a piece of paper with an image on it.

Attending the big event were Ning, Gina, Ron, Analiza, Ferlie, Maria and Honey from the 'G-Spot Barkada'.
Also civilians Jun, Cecile, Annie, Inday, Rowena, Jessie, Rose, Gerry and a number of other unknowns.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BING
L to R
Annie, probably another gossiper, Honey, Maria, Gerry, Cecile.

Steve Miller, who wasn't actually there, sings Bing's photo a birthday song!

Bing's photo enjoys a shot or 10 of Tanduay.

Cecile and Ning having a private discussion about aswang!

Santa visits briefly to share his sack with Bing's photo.

Bing's photo is taken to the Neath Hotel for a scrumptious dinner and birthday drinkies.

Ronnie sings up a storm with his drink bottle karaoke system.

Bing's photo enjoys a chat with more friends.
Actually it is fake, these people are all in the Philippines, but since the real one seems to enjoy fake friends we thought "what the heck".

Colonel gives a special display of his pissed dancing for Bing's photo!

Colonel experiencing a moment of extreme happiness after
finding out that Mrs Credibility wasn't going to be attending!

Everyone had a great night and much alcohol was consumed.
Thankfully Bing's photo offered to drive all her REAL friends back home.

Cynthia's Hawiian 13th Birthday

Last Saturday, the 22nd of November, the G-Spot Barkada were invited to attend the birthday party of Grandma's grand-daughter Cynthia over at Randwick. The theme, as is likely obvious from the photos, was Hawaiian and our group wasn't about to let them down :-) Thanks to everyone for a great day! Below are a selection of photographs taken on the big day.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CYNTHIA!

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G-Spot Barkada members and various more sane civilians enjoy
the sunlight during the party. BR: Ron and Brad FR: Someone, Ferlie, Gina, Enday, Cecile

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A cake fight is almost a tradition at any party the G-Spotters go to, however we plead innocent to starting this little messy round.

Jasmin even cops her share of the cake!

A foursome in an exclusive hotel - sort of everyones fantasy really :-)

Honey is busy admiring, well Honey!

Opps - someone pulled out a photo of Racquel!
Put it away - PUT IT AWAY!!!!!

Honey on a balcony overlooking Randwick Racecourse.

Gina taking a look in the mirror at the Eastlakes Aswang's request!

Back on the balcony, Gina and Ron enjoy the view of the passing smog producers.

The balcony was obviously popular, now Ferlie, Brad and Honey are out there.

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And two of us again!

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One cannot have enough Ferlie on a balcony shots.
Here she is seen trying to wave down a bus!

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FRIENDSHIP
What is the true meaning of friendship?
Like death and taxes, one sure thing in life is that friends come by regularly and sometimes they even go (occasionally doing so in a huge tirade of
backstabbing and betrayal) away again.
While you don't wish to see them go, things march on and soon you move on to those other people who are far more important in your life and far more deserving of your friendship. Those other people soon become part of your past - their contribution adding to the person you are and leave you with lessons learn't.
However occasionally, VERY occasionally, a friend comes along who is different. Someone who you know genuinely cares and helps you look well past the bad in life and learn just to ignore it and have fun.
These friends, of which I luckily have a couple, are those you can't imagine life without, those who stick by you in good and bad (not just their bad) and those who endure my demented sense of humour. :-)
One of these rare people is seen here sipping on a wine and enjoying the late afternoon Sydney sun while overlooking Randwick Racecourse.
Maraming Salamat Po Gina




This is an interesting Philo tradition called the pinata, where something, like the doll below, is stuffed full of goodies and kids take turns to be blindfolded, given a stick of some sort and allowed to beat the absolute poop out of it.
The kids kept refering to the hung doll as Lisa, which for our barkada is strangely appropriate, although I suppose they were refering to a school friend rather
than any gossiping skanks.


Cake cutting time!

Cynthia at cake cutting time.
Some of the many attendees watch on from behind!

Enday and Gina enjoy the afternoon sun near the pool!

All that wine has done wonders for Gina's height, we are all surprised by how tall she has become in recent weeks.

Last but not least.
We find the photographer photographed!
My little sister Honey is become an avid photographer like myself.

~~ ONYO AT THE KAMI CONCERT ~~
MATRAVILLE RSL

Well it has certainly been a big week, between Ning's brother arriving in the country, the death of my good friend Erry and a visit to the police after death threats from a former barkada member, I have found little time for much else.

Our ex-dearest Anabelle also spent a lot of time coming up with the idea to call me a hippopotamus, although this was not gratified with as much time spent finding how to spell it.
A quick check of Wikipedia reveals the following:
"The hippopotamus is semi-aquatic, inhabiting rivers and lakes in sub-Saharan Africa in groups of 5-30 hippos. During the day they remain cool by staying in the water or mud; reproduction and childbirth both occur in water, where territorial bulls preside over a stretch of river. They emerge at dusk to graze on grass. While hippos rest near each other in territories in the water, grazing is a solitary activity and hippos are not territorial on land."

This certainly does not seem to describe too well the way I spend each day of my life.
However a quick look at some photos revealed something very interesting.

These creatures have a body like mine (which is what I am sure she was trying to elude to) and a face like hers, which leads one to wonder if this is how the kids would have turned out had I ever married her. I wonder if this was her way of asking me to procreate with her?
The poor girl then went on to refer to me as a bore pig.
Again we refer to Wikipedia:
Despite their physical resemblance to pigs and other terrestrial even-toed ungulates, their closest living relatives are cetaceans (whales, porpoise, etc.).

So Anabelle appears to be really suffering some sort of confusion over what animal I am supposed to be, not to mention how to spell it, utilize the correct grammar while saying it, decide whether or not full stops are an optional extra and where one should use capitals.

ANYWAY - ENOUGH OF THAT BOLLOCKS!

Not surprisingly we took the visiting brother in law, Onyo, to the first Kami concert in our usual area of coverage. This was to be Saturday night over at the Matraville RSL club.
Probably one of the best nights in a while when it comes to attendance by barkada members and other friends.
It gave Onyo a good chance to see how we spend most of our lives nowdays, as did the following 24 hours of hanging out, eating, drinking, singing and the customary TFC.

Anyhow - enjoy the piccies below.

Twas just a small group at the start, Ning, ?, The Hippo, Casey, Analiza, Ron, Gina and Cecile prepare for a night of fun.

Analiza won the award for 'Best Dressed On Night'.

The beautiful Analiza with her lovely friend Casey.

Analiza takes time out to have a photo with The Hippo!

Ning's brother Onyo who is probably still trying to comprehend the
activities of the G-Spot barkada!!
Seen here with Ning and Cecile.

Gina , Maria and Jasmin on the dancefloor!

The Kamis hard at it.

Kethey and Amelia with David and Simana in the background.

Part of the nights group.
BR: The Hippo and Ron.
MR: Ning, Maria, Cecile, Lina, Jasmine, ?
FR: Onyo

All this dancing makes a Hippo tired - A brief rest is had before
heading back to the dance floor!

Gina and Analiza.

In a very surprising development, the long lost Colonel turns up to
support our barkada after a couple of rocky weeks.
Colonel had just returned from a week photographing hornbags in Fiji
and is seen here with Analiza.

Kami band's Oscar is seen here with Analiza!

And finally, not wishing to miss her chance, we find Annie also with Analiza.

Thanks to everyone for a great night!