Showing posts with label Little Sister Maria. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Little Sister Maria. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

~~ BROCK AND SCOTT'S BIG BIRTHDAY ~~
BASH!!

PART 3 OF 3 PARTS (Yep it was that big)


Good Mohammad, I nearly forgot to do todays posting for all my eager readers.
Oh what a disaster that would have been, one that likely would have got Ali sacked from his momumentally important website duties, not to mention the tragedy that would come with my loosing my weekly pie payment.

How would I feed Mrs Ali and all my little rugrat aswangs?

Thankfully while partaking in my mid-morning visit to the mens room, I notied a stain on the bowl. This obviously lead me to think of Eastlakes and then later to the barkada posting.
Praise be to Alah for bowl stains and humans who are stains on society I say.
Sadly this brings Ali to our final report on last Saturday's mega-party, a party to end all parties, a party that had no equal, a party even devoid of one of the Colonel's oral belly evacuations.
Yours
Ali


Ahh what is it with Pinays and TXTing?
The Pinyata caused more than one throsby in our Kiwi mates who mistook it for a sheep.
No offence taken - I know people look down on us aswang, but
your kindness makes up for it.
Thankfully I am taking humanity classes and hope to improve as time goes by.
Time to relieve some of the violent tendancies we feel.
Maria dosen't wish to miss out on the lollies!
Rajin's craving for alcohol reaches new heights.
Thats a joke hey DOCS :-)
Hmmmmm what would they care anyway?
Bloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!!!
Goes without comment!


Oh dear, looks like Colonel is in trouble!

Alas we come to the end of our report. I hope you have enjoyed your little look into our party.

We have much more coming in during the next few weeks.

* Email from some guy in Canberra about his local Filo community.

* Saddam's second column.

* Ex President Bush starts his new humour column.

More fun than you can poke a balut at!

Saturday, January 10, 2009

~~ G-SPOT FESTIVE FROLICS (Pt1) ~~

Kumusta one and all.

Its the moment you have been waiting for, all the coverage of the
barkada's Christmas and New Years period.

Fun - Fun - Fun would probably be the best way to describe it. Parties were held in numerous locations over the two weeks period and much food and quality Filipino beverages were consumed.
It was arguably the best festive season yet, probably due tothe absense of rumours, gossip and lies once purveyed by the aswang.

Hope you enjoy this little perverted look into our celebrations. Parts 2 and 3 will follow during the week.

Colonel makes an exciting discovery!

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Our daughter Princess Ferlie, son Rommel and friends MrX and Cassandra join us for a nice evening dinner.

This year we had a two day party at the G-Spot karaoke bar.
As always, advertising greated all guests.

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Oops, crap this is out of order.
Our extended family went for a chinese dinner in Kingsford either before or after the two day party.

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Hornbags a plenty.
Our new daughter Ferlie, fun new mate Casey, my best mate Gina
and lovely little sister Maria.


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Gina gives Ferlie a good whipping with a ahhmmmmm specialised adult toy!

Hmmmm closer examination of previously mentioned adult toy.

Honey shoulders the responsibility for the often mentioned adult toy - her expression pretty much says it all.

Casey was a naughty girl suitable punishment was thus delt out.

Colonel lives up to his popular nickname and beloved reputation!
Onya Colonel - You never let us down!

Monday, December 15, 2008

Cherry Picking Pt3


~~ PART 3 ~~

Before you all start emailing whinging about my missing part two of the cherry trip I should tell you it is because Blogger seems to be farting around yet again.
Seems you are likely to find a more reliable seller of Balut in Tondo than be able to get reliability from these sites sometime. Still it is a free service, something you ain't likely to get off a Balut vendor anywhere.
So anyway, I will try to get Part 2 up at a later date. In the meantime you will just have to persevere with Part 3 won't you................


Sadly 'Part 2' contains all the cherry picking bollocks, so this part of the report commences with the ride back to pack and pay for the cherrys we had picked.
The ride into the orchard and back was via an old Australian Army jeep built in November 1969, so it was only marginally younger than me, although it was probably in far better bloody condition.


We were running extremely late following the picking and we set sail pretty much straight away for, what was planned to be, a direct (and fast) trip back home in order to drop off the hired van.

Clouds were scattered for most of the trip back, with various patches of rain experiences. However this was not to be our only hassle of a water nature.


About 30 kms out of Bathurst (Blayney side) Ron and Gina's car overheated and needed more water. The problem was traced to a bodgy thermostat and they struggled onwards, regularly filling up with water until we got top Yetholme where Ana's brother attempted some temporary repairs.


Ning had here own special seat in the Tarago allocated to her.



Despite the temporary repairs and the unloading of much of the weight, including people, into the Tarago, problems were experienced all the way back to Sydney.
One of the more interesting stops being on the extremely steep hill out of Lithgow on the Bells Line Of Road.


Of course Gina can make light of any situation and as such still had a smile on her face.


At one of the many stops the lovely ladies joining us popped out to get some flowers and a photo.


Thus concludes all the riviting details and exciting drama that was the Young Cherry Trip, I do hope it was as enthralling for you as it was for us, although somehow I think there may be buggar all chance of that.
If Blogger can be half arsed to co-operate with me tomorrow then hopefully I shall be able to tingle you all with what you missed.

Cheers

Bing's Surprise Birthday Party

~~ HAPPY BIRTHDAY BING ~~

Saturday saw Bing's REAL friends get together for a party to celebrate her birthday.

Although Bing was otherwise occupied with the 'Eastlakes Aswang Bakada' who were busily making her feel like she was accepted, we were able to get a photo of her as a replacement.
We felt this may be a good replacement, however, unlike Mrs Credibility, Bing has more character than a piece of paper with an image on it.

Attending the big event were Ning, Gina, Ron, Analiza, Ferlie, Maria and Honey from the 'G-Spot Barkada'.
Also civilians Jun, Cecile, Annie, Inday, Rowena, Jessie, Rose, Gerry and a number of other unknowns.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY BING
L to R
Annie, probably another gossiper, Honey, Maria, Gerry, Cecile.

Steve Miller, who wasn't actually there, sings Bing's photo a birthday song!

Bing's photo enjoys a shot or 10 of Tanduay.

Cecile and Ning having a private discussion about aswang!

Santa visits briefly to share his sack with Bing's photo.

Bing's photo is taken to the Neath Hotel for a scrumptious dinner and birthday drinkies.

Ronnie sings up a storm with his drink bottle karaoke system.

Bing's photo enjoys a chat with more friends.
Actually it is fake, these people are all in the Philippines, but since the real one seems to enjoy fake friends we thought "what the heck".

Colonel gives a special display of his pissed dancing for Bing's photo!

Colonel experiencing a moment of extreme happiness after
finding out that Mrs Credibility
wasn't going to be attending!

Everyone had a great night and much alcohol was consumed.
Thankfully Bing's photo offered to drive all her REAL friends back home.

Sunday, December 14, 2008


~~ PART 1 ~~

It took two months to plan, five days to organize and two days to complete, but our '2008 G-Spot Barkada' pilgrimage to Young to pick cherries is now over.
So why spend two days driving around the countryside to pick fruit that can be got around the corner in the local Woolworths or other grocery store?
Well for a start, cherries straight off the tree taste bloody awesome. I would never have believed it, but they are far better than those you buy in a shop that have been off the tree for a fair amount of time already.
Also it is a chance to get out into more civilized parts of our nation, away from the stresses of home. For me personally, it was a chance to return to all those beautiful country towns I once spent half my life in, especially my beloved Cootamundra.
Please join us on our journey to Young and back. I will be covering it in a number of parts over the next couple of weeks, so please come back for a look.

NOTE: Click on pictures for a larger version!

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Good god, the alarm rings at 2am signifying the start of our first day.
We were due at Gina's by 3am and I knew it would not be easy to get the rest of the families bums into gear, despite the fact they would be able to sleep the whole day while I drive.

Having only gone to bed at 10am, and subsequently getting woken by the wife at midnight, two things had become apparent.

1) It was going to be an awfully long drive to our first stop at Goulburn.

and

2) I was going to need copious amounts of my favourite sleep delaying product.

I think we ended up meeting at Cecile's place, or perhaps it was Gina's. Who knows - I was after all asleep while driving. We did leave rather later than planned though, heading past the airport around 03.30.
Despite plans to go non-stop to Goulburn for breakfast, Pheasants Nest become our first stop to load up on Red Bull, examine the local bushpigs and evacuate our bowels before the second stint.
This is as far as most of the woman got before sleep time hit and they passed out for the balance of the way to breakfast time.

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Arrival at Goulburn was in unison with a southbound train. While my railfan urges were trying to force me to set chase, my wife, and no doubt my mates in the other car, certainly would not have allowed such activity. Ahhhhh als, the life of a railfan is hard when traveling with 'non-believers'. :-)

Soon enough we were to arrive at Goulburn's iconic, and New Zealand's wet dream, GIANT SHEEP. It was here we had a 1 hour wait for the roadhouse to open so we could obtain their famous bacon and egg rolls.
Masarap, these bacon egg rolls which almost utilize a pig each are something not to be missed. But be warned, they are best in the morning, because at night they seem to be a bit tight arse when it comes to content.
Their Big Breakfast also rates very highly in the railfan community.

Anyway while we awaited breakfast we decided to get a group shot in front of the previously mentioned big sheep. Seen is our group, minus myself who was taking the shot and Gina who was still fast asleep in the car.
Some of us wanted to do more with the sheep than just get our photo taken.


While awaiting breakfast some rather impressive trucks rolled past with all the parts for some of those energy producing windmill thingies. Bloody impressive watching the drivers negotiate the roundabouts.

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L to R
Maria, Cecile, a rather stunning looking Ferlie, Ning's brother Onyo and Ning.


Goooooooooood morning darling - glad you could join us.
Gina is awoken by the lovely smell of bacon and eggs, as well
as numerous photographers.


Soon we were off from Goulburn and headed for the lovely town of Yass. This once busy place as turned into a quiet backwater since being bypassed by the highway.
Most of the group went for a walk down the main street looking at such exotic shops as 'Go-Lo' and 'Target' while your beloved barkada webmaster took off to the local railway museum to see whats been happening and then to the old Dutton Street railway line to get photos given it is now in danger of removal.
Soon enough I meet up with everyone again at Go-Lo and help to carry back the bags and bags and bags and bags and bags and bags and bags and bags and bags of shopping. Ay Naku.

This sign is probably one of the most photographed McDonalds
ones in Australia, if not the world.

It takes a rather smutty mind to work out why. Can you?


Yass - The towns main street and shopping strip.

Tarago reflections!

Sticking with my usual tradition, I took the back road to Cootamundra from Yass. It is a bit longer and, obviously, follows the railway line, but it also allows one to look at the rather sad looking towns of Binalong, Bowning and Wallendbean along the way. It also gives chance to see the rather large township of Harden (thats an 'e', not an 'o'. A common mistake for those smutty minded ones again).

~~ COOTAMUNDRA ~~

It is my favourite Aussie rural town, a friendly place, large enough to cater for almost any need.
Cootamundra is famous for being where Don Bradman (Australia's most famous cricket player) grew up, being the Wattle town and, hmmmm, well thats about it really.
For many years I would travel to Coota almost monthly in search of train shots and I made many friends, mostly with railway employees, down there. People in the shops I frequented were often surprised when I told them I actually live in Sydney.
I've long had a desire to live in Cootamundra one day, though now it would be hard to leave all my dear Pinay friends back in Smogney.


Scotty in Albert Park, Cootamundra.

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Lunch in Albert Park, which was situated, rather conveniently,
in view of the railway line.


Our place of residence in Coota was this huge 16 person tent which was built while I was busily driving down to Junee in search of trains while others rested. My search was quite successful incidentally, the results of which appear on my railfan blog should you be hugely interested.

Thus this brings us to the end of the first day. Join us later in the week when we go cherry picking at Young and encounter automobile dramas on the way back to Sydney.

Brad

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

~~~ BON-VOYAGE BERNIE ~~~

Every now and then a member of our barkada is lucky enough to make the journey over to the Philippines. This month it was the turn of one of our newest members, Bernie.

In good ol G-Spot Barkada tradition a party was had for the departing member - this time being Hawaiian in theme. While many of the G-Spot Pinays usually look pretty dang awesome, they were excelling themselves on this night.

Join us for a look at 'Bernie's Bon-Voyage Party'.



Bernie - The traveller himself soon after arriving for the party.

Gina treats all to a display of traditional Hawaiian dancing!

Sometimes you meet someone new and quite interesting at parties.
This lady certainly had some interesting tales to tell about those people who are not plastic, remain 100% true to themselves and have credibility.
Thankfully she found a cure from 'Eastlakes Aswang Syndrome'.

Ahhhhhh Hawai - Ya gotta love it.

Always time to worship the barkada's favourite band - The Kamis.

L to R
Bernie-Annie-Gina-Ana-Honey-Jason (complete with pornstar moustache)-Maria

The ever cuddly Honey!

Rajin - Fully into the Hawaiian theme.