~~ G-SPOT FESTIVE FROLICS (Pt1) ~~

Kumusta one and all.

Its the moment you have been waiting for, all the coverage of the
barkada's Christmas and New Years period.
Fun - Fun - Fun would probably be the best way to describe it. Parties were held in numerous locations over the two weeks period and much food and quality Filipino beverages were consumed.
It was arguably the best festive season yet, probably due tothe absense of rumours, gossip and lies once purveyed by the aswang.

Hope you enjoy this little perverted look into our celebrations. Parts 2 and 3 will follow during the week.

Colonel makes an exciting discovery!

FERLIE PHOTO REMOVED

Our daughter Princess Ferlie, son Rommel and friends MrX and Cassandra join us for a nice evening dinner.

This year we had a two day party at the G-Spot karaoke bar.
As always, advertising greated all guests.

FERLIE PHOTO REMOVED

Oops, crap this is out of order.
Our extended family went for a chinese dinner in Kingsford either before or after the two day party.

FERLIE PHOTO REMOVED

Hornbags a plenty.
Our new daughter Ferlie, fun new mate Casey, my best mate Gina
and lovely little sister Maria.

FERLIE PHOTO REMOVED

Gina gives Ferlie a good whipping with a ahhmmmmm specialised adult toy!

Hmmmm closer examination of previously mentioned adult toy.

Honey shoulders the responsibility for the often mentioned adult toy - her expression pretty much says it all.

Casey was a naughty girl suitable punishment was thus delt out.

Colonel lives up to his popular nickname and beloved reputation!
Onya Colonel - You never let us down!

Christening Of Latrell - Sept 21st! Part 2

inc: Honey's 18th Birthday.

Welcome to the second instalment of photos from Latrell's christening and Honeys 18th birthday.

This selection of photos is from the camera of James Chuang, the other of our two photographers on the day. There is a brief glimpse at the actual ceremony this time as photos gradually trickle through to me.
Hopefully the important ceremony will be covered in more detail next week as we gradually get through all the shots.

A proud moment!
With the ceremony over, one attempts to hide from all the cameras.
Soon enough I am noticed and told to make way to the stage for the awaiting horde of paparazzi all wanting to record my old derelict self on film for decades. Actually, it was probably all digital stuff, so film is likely not the word.
L-R: Gina, Anabelle, Latrell, Me, Ron.

A rather surprised looking Colonel during the ceremony with Grandpa
looking on from behind.

Of course any event that involves the attendence of hornbags will likely
draw out the famous
BURWOOD PERVERT!

Here he is with the unidentified mystery hornbag again!

And soon after his attention was drawn to the ever beautiful Honey
who is seen arriving here for her party.

Even his wife is not safe from his specialised pervert camera.
She is seen here between Siti (left) their former house guest and Analiza (right) who is whatever the rumours are saying today!

Yep here he is again, the woman certainly need no introduction now!

CAKE FIGHT TIME!

I think it is Beryl getting a face full of cake from Colonel in this shot, with me behind getting another scoop which soon found its way to Colonel's, ahhmm, friend in the white at far left :-)

Nobody is a winner in any war.
The scars, so vividly shown here, will last forever.
Or at least a couple of weeks till he has his next shower.

Join us again soon for part 3!

MOVING ON!

** COMING NEXT **

No sooner was the 40th party over than little Latrell was having his christening. Stay tuned to this website for photographic coverage coming shortly and, likely, in another four parts.

I should point out, for those who lack much of a sense of humour,
this is indeed a joke.

RAJIN's 10th BIRTHDAY - The Biggest-The Best -The Last (for now)! Part 4

*** FEEDBACK ***

Morning one and all,
As a professional pervert one always appreciates feedback on the work I have done.
I appreciate the recent good comments about this site from Keith and Bryan (though I have no idea who Bryan is). Also thanks to Cassandra, who appears in the last entry with the Colonel, for not actually killing me after seeing it.
Yes it does take a lot of time to do - but my reward is hanging around with so many beautiful and caring woman. That can't be half bad hey.

Anyway you didn't come here to see me rabbiting on with mushy emotional bollocks, you want to see some hornbags don't you?
Go on, don't be shy, you know you want to see hornbags.
Well buggar you - first shot is of blokes :-)

The Colonel speaking smut with Bernie, Keith and, ahhmm, buggar whats his name.
Can someone tell me his name? Sorry!

Now I have to admit I know nothing about football, I am into V8 Touring cars, Holden versus that lesser make etc. I have never watched football and as such may make a mistake here.
Anyway, the lovely (and very fun) lady on my left (your right) is Annie Wing who is one of our newer G-Spot attendees. She is the mother of well known footballer Craig Wing, who 'I think' plays for Souths (the team my parents obsess over). Anyway I am sure some of our football orientated readers can confirm.
NOW, to my right (your left) is the forever HOT Nesa. A great friend who we don't get to see near as much as we would like.
Nesa has won the 'Sexiest Filipina Eyes' award at the G-Spot Karaoke Bar two years running. Have a look and you will see why.
MISS YOU NESA! WE NEED MORE NESA TIME :-)

And here with Terry
.
And here with Jason.



And finally here with me!


Here be Leny, the sexy sister in law.
Having heard so much about the G-Spot (mostly on the front page of newspapers)
she decided it was time to check it out for herself.
The expression she has would suggest usage of some of the available toys - however we assure you it was only the excessive alcohol consumption.
Hmmmm, or perhaps the bright flash!



Sprung in action - The 'Burwood Pervert' was hiding in the roof of the G-Spot Karaoke Bar.
PLEASE NOTE: 'The Burwood Pervert' is a registered trademark and subject to all relevant copyrite laws within Australia. Others wishing to title themselves 'pervert' are required to make an application, in writing, to
Burwood_Pervert_PtyLtd@lensinyaclacker.com.au


Ahhhh it was a great party. Thanks goes to all those who helped with setting it up, cooking, decorating, inviting more hornbags.

My lovely asawa Ning!
The extremely stressed Gina.
The beautiful Annabelle who eventually showed :-)
Plus the G-Spots best cook - Bing!

BUT THATS NOT ALL!

COMING SOON!

ANOTHER NIGHT WITH THE KAMIs
&
THE PARTY AFTER-PARTY
&
BEWARE: UNGRATEFUL FILIPINA ALERT!

RAJIN's 10th BIRTHDAY - The Biggest-The Best -The Last (for now)! Part 3

With the kids party out of the way and the huge inflatable castle removed, it was time for all loyal G-Spotters to turn their attentions towards entertaining themselves (ahhmmmm - that is mean't in a nice way).
With the kids playing their games and destroying the house, the fun began. Food, karaoke and fun till late in the night with the tone occasionally dropping to the smutty level enjoyed by most attendees of these nights
Enjoy the latest photographic selection:

The beautiful Pinays Gina and Ana stand outside the house in lovely afternoon sunlight.
My dear little mate Gina had bitten my head off a couple of times by now, but all seemed to have calmed down and more adult type fun was being enjoyed.

They may look cute those Pinays, but be warned:
YOU WILL NEVER KNOW TRUE FEAR UNTIL YOU MEET ONE IN A RAGE!

Seems babies are popping out everywhere nowdays!
Grandma is holding Gina and Ron's little addition (can't spell the name - so won't even attempt) to the gang.

The lovely Anna has also been popping out the people parcels much to Colonel's excitement.
This time I can't even remember the name, so 'Baby Carrots' will have to suffice.

While the wife is inside nursing 'Baby Carrots' the Colonel is suddenly overcome with the urge to further spread his seed.
The lucky recipient this time being Cass!

Colonel uses some of the smooth talk to lure Cass into his 'WEB OF PASSION'.
But this will take time, Cass is no pushover for sweet words and, besides, her husband was watching!

It all proved to much for Brad.
Action needed to be taken prior to any breach of areas best left not breached!

Rajin's Grandparents made their first visit to the G-Spot Karaoke Bar.

Colonel and Bernie savour the delights of the G-Spot!

PART 4 COMING TOMMOROW!
More Food - Kami Disco - Strange Microphones

The Colonel's Blogsite!

Howdee,
Many of you lucky enough to attend our karaoki nights at the 'G-Spot Karaoke Bar' will know the beloved Colonel.
Whether he be in the

VERTICAL


or

HORIZONTAL

position, he always proves to be the life of any party.

Now you can have more of the Colonel than ever before. I mean, why wait till the next karaoke party to experience that special Colonelness that we have all grown to love.
Yes thats right, the Colonal has a brand new BLOG covering his daily misadventures.

http://dribblyfoamertype.blogspot.com

Guaranteed to make you laugh, or at the very least, cry.

If any other family or friends have a blog they wish me to mention, feel free to give me a hollar.

Brad