~~ BROCK AND SCOTT'S BIG BIRTHDAY ~~

BASH!!

PART 3 OF 3 PARTS (Yep it was that big)

Good Mohammad, I nearly forgot to do todays posting for all my eager readers.

Oh what a disaster that would have been, one that likely would have got Ali sacked from his momumentally important website duties, not to mention the tragedy that would come with my loosing my weekly pie payment.

How would I feed Mrs Ali and all my little rugrat aswangs?

Thankfully while partaking in my mid-morning visit to the mens room, I notied a stain on the bowl. This obviously lead me to think of Eastlakes and then later to the barkada posting.

Praise be to Alah for bowl stains and humans who are stains on society I say.

Sadly this brings Ali to our final report on last Saturday's mega-party, a party to end all parties, a party that had no equal, a party even devoid of one of the Colonel's oral belly evacuations.

Yours

Ali

Ahh what is it with Pinays and TXTing?

The Pinyata caused more than one throsby in our Kiwi mates who mistook it for a sheep.

No offence taken - I know people look down on us aswang, but

your kindness makes up for it.

Thankfully I am taking humanity classes and hope to improve as time goes by.

Time to relieve some of the violent tendancies we feel.

Maria dosen't wish to miss out on the lollies!

Rajin's craving for alcohol reaches new heights.

Thats a joke hey DOCS :-)

Hmmmmm what would they care anyway?

Bloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!!!

Goes without comment!

Oh dear, looks like Colonel is in trouble!

Alas we come to the end of our report. I hope you have enjoyed your little look into our party.

We have much more coming in during the next few weeks.

* Email from some guy in Canberra about his local Filo community.

* Saddam's second column.

* Ex President Bush starts his new humour column.

More fun than you can poke a balut at!

~~ BROCK AND SCOTT'S BIG BIRTHDAY ~~
BASH!!

PART 2 OF 3 PARTS (Yep it was that big)

Yes good morning again from your friend Ali.



My humble apologies for such an early start, but this little aswang must get down to the BKK bins early so as not to miss out on any early morning scraps left behind as the shops replace yesterdays stock.




Ali has exciting news. No, my wife is not giving birth to her 16th child, YET, nor have I recieved my postal order of WMDs yet, NO NO NO, Ali has talked his old friend, ex-President Bush, to take on a regular role here.


Sadly since my only real link to Mr Bush is some shrapnel embedded in my coit following the taking of Baghdad, he was unwilling to help and the police were called when I turned up on his doorstep.


Thanks to the wonder of the internet we can still bring you his regular column of humour, something we all need in this day and age, especially if your friends are abandoning you for Queensland and Miranda.




Anyway please join me, Ali, for a second installment of love and caring at Saturdays party.

Yes Mr Keith she certainly is. You two are great together, certainly seems to Ali that you were made for each other.

Congratulations guys.

Ali has long hair but I am not a maam.

Bill busy on waiting duties, quenching the thirst of the crowd.

A maganda smile at every turn.

I told daddy - your going to get spankies young lady.

Hornbags a plenty at this party - we look foward to seeing them at future parties.

Colonel even wanted to take them to Burwood - the capital of SMUTTERY.

My dear mate Gina is looking every bit as preggers as she is.

We are all hoping for a baby girl.

Here she is see with Cass showing the trademark tongue that invades all photos of her and the late Brad..

Yes it is. Please donate.

Thanks to much generosity from people, the G-Spot Barkada was able to raise $193 for the museum project in Manila. The money is already being put to great restoration usage.

Our secret money raising weapon - who could resist this little face asking for help.

Thanks Rajin for your help - even though I have yet to buy you that bribe Slurpee.

Leny showing off some sexy moves - it was enough to even give the trees wood.

Think it was Billy Field who sung " Can't help myself - Bad Habits".

Must be part of the good ol Colonel genes coming out in Baby Carrots.

Thanks again for joining your new friend Ali. Join us tomorrow for the final installment in this exciting series.

Anyway I am off to raid the bins, this is when you usually find all the rejected black bananas.

Regards Ali The Arabic Aswang

Southern Courier 90th Birthday

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Last Sunday the Southern Courier local newspaper put on a party for their 90th birthday.
The prospect of free food and entertainment always gets the attention of our barkada and so it was that I joined Gina and all our hordes of kids down at Maroubra Beach, early enough to get a half decent carpark.
Despite being there 90 minutes prior to the actual event, parking was at a premium. Thankfully we found some space on a grassy area where other fed up motorists had taken to parking.
It was a true wonder that the Randwick Council parking Nazis were not out in force raising revenues by thousands of dollars. One is certain Botany Council's money scrounging Mayor would not have missed such a great opportunity.

An hour was spent on the beach while the kids swam and Stephanie Rice received much media coverage over a recent donation to the surf life saving club there.
Despite numerous attempts, we never got an answer from dear ol Analiza regarding her expected time of arrival there. We had gone by 8pm, so hopefully she didn't show after that :-)

A quick look at the events they had on offer lead to a cameo appearance by our beloved little Anabelle. Although we didn't get to spend time with her, Mr Perfect would never allow that (we tend to poison minds with truth), it was great to see her out and about enjoying the function with her kids.

Twas then we headed back to the surf life saving club to have some lunch and then met up with Enday and Honey (along with their endlessly gossiping mate Lisa). Two hours or so after that and both Gina and myself are also joined by our respective asawas for the rest of the afternoon.

Anyway I am due to go to work, so please enjoy the following shots from the day.

Someone had been naughty. Either that or someones boyfriend was keeping an eye on us :-)

Gina's hat enjoyed the band so much it threw itself at the stage.

The gang!

The forever beautiful little Honey.

Even the other attending hornbags were having fun.

Dancing to a band other than the Kamis. Streeeewth!

Coogee Sojourn!

Howdee,
Again I find myself amazed by how much time has past since my last posting to this site.
The reasons for this are many and varied, although a lack of motivation, brought on by someone causing hassles in the group, is the primary source of this pure laziness.
In an effort to remove ourselves from it all we headed off for a lovely sunny day alongside Coogee Beach. It has been many years, actually decades, since I last went to Coogee Beach and one had forgotten the crowds, and hornbags, that regularly grace the location with their presence.
Please enjoy the following selection of piccies taken during the day and into the night.

Hot Day - Coooooooool Shade!

A couple of western type woman observe the monument for the people killed in the 2002 Bali bombing.

Bali bombing monument looks over Coogee Bay.

A couple of cuties enjoy a good gossip while observing the beach from Dolphins Point.

The view being enjoyed by the cuties above.

FOOD TIME
Ning, Gina, Ron and Latrell

The Plane - The Plane

OK, I realise she isn't oriental, but she did seem to lighten up the beach!

Latrell and Scott look out across Coogee Bay.
Well they were before the camera got there.

Dolphins Point

These lovely ladies were holidaying around Australia with a few blokes. Of course the blokes are of little interest, so here the woman.
Seeing my 'obvious' interest, they asked me to take some more piccies
with their camera.

Worthy of a second look!

Despite the threat of a major storm (see cloud bottom right corner) the sun stayed with us until night time.
Here it is seen in its final couple of hours.

Gina and Ning enjoy the late afternoon warmth.

The age old fun of building sandcastles.
Though doing it in a running stream will NOT work.

Seagulls going about their Seagull business during the last moments of sunlight!

Their still at it.

Hi Rajin!!

Honest - I don't actually have a seagull fetish.
Gerbils are much more soft.
:-)

My mate Gina!

Ones vision after to many Vodka Breezers.
Main street in Coogee.

Ahhmmmm, this one is out of order.
A little stream that runs into Coogee Bay, taken before night (obviously)

Beachside pathway.

And finally, a bit of mucking around bagged me this rather interesting
shot of a light along the beach.