~~ HAPPY BIRTHDAY IAN ~~

It was with great pleasure that we recently were able to give Ian a bit of a surprise for his birthday, the event taking place down at Maroubra Beach.

Nice weather, great food, awesome friends and a selection of outstanding hornbags.

Join us as we celebrate Ian's big day.

The shots are obviously not in order, however I am in a hurry with heaps of society work to do tonight.

This is, hardly surprisingly, the moon at night, taken from our site at Maroubra Beach.

The ever beautiful Lyra and Gina surround my good mate Bernie, all partaking in copious amounts of tasty goodies.

Another tasty goodie of the oriental kind was seen enjoying the sunshine at Maroubra Beach.

Being accused of being desperate to young girls - I thought I better snap a shot.

MMWMWHWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

"HONEST MUM- I didn't eat all the chippies"

OK - Getting a little arty farty again.

Lightpole at Maroubra Beach.

FERLIE PHOTO REMOVED

Gina Princess and Ning enjoying the lovely night air at the beach.

Ning and Scott.

Ali assured us that all was OK after a brief moment of panic.

In the end it just turned out to be a kids kite.

PHEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Its always surprising who turns up at a G-Spot Barkada gathering.

Tonight we were surprised to see Alum turn up and join us with a interesting collection of news pieces. He is seen here with Bernie, Princess and Ian.

Casey doing Tai Chi?

Nah - it was frisbi playing time!!

The birthday boy himself, Ian celebrates with the customary tinnie.

~~ THE TIMES THEY ARE A CHANGIN ~~

ALL FERLIE PHOTOS REMOVED
BUT AVAILABLE

I have been overwhelmed by the amount of support coming in for keeping this site. Many friends, past and present are apparently enjoying keeping up with the barkada, as our our family and friend in the Philippines.

This sort of support is what really helps to make the effort all worth it. Especially with work getting busier for the year and time becoming more limited as our Philippine museum charity work ramps up.


Regardless of which email I looked at , the usual sentiment was not to allow the bad few ruin it for everyone, not ruin the website and not ruin your friendships with those Filipinos who do care and form the most wonderful and kind hearted people you could ever meet.



Despite a severe physical assault on a number of our group over the weekend I am going to push on with the site and not let people down.
I am also going to try harder to concentrate on those wonderful Filipino friends and family that I have, not allowing outside influences to interfere with this.



While the website is continuing, I am planning a whole new, and more positive, change in direction to our content. Our group has always been known for its fun, its compasion and its caring for each other.
The attacks against us only help us to become stronger, care for each other more and strengthen our resolve to do whats right.


While I have noticed a huge increase in visitor numbers during the recent sad events aimed at us, I am hopeful that numbers will not drop to much with the more positive aim of this blog.

If excessively bad things continue to happen I shall consider reporting them for the safety of myself and my beloved barkada friends, however hopefully this is not something that will be required shortly.


A few readers have said they want to add comments or photos but are unsure of how to do it. The easy way is to email me on the GSpot Barkada email address with whatever you wish to contribute and mention that it is for the website.

Feel free to tell us about your trips, show photos of your family in the Philippines, share jokes (particularly love funny Philippine photos and jokes), tell us about any charity you are helping with in the Philippines, or just about anything else you feel may be of interest.


The Philippines and Filipinos are great people - lets all celebrate both.


Please enjoy the new website.


Regards
A Somewhat Bruised Brad :-P

~~ BROCK AND SCOTT'S BIG BIRTHDAY ~~

BASH!!

PART 3 OF 3 PARTS (Yep it was that big)

Good Mohammad, I nearly forgot to do todays posting for all my eager readers.

Oh what a disaster that would have been, one that likely would have got Ali sacked from his momumentally important website duties, not to mention the tragedy that would come with my loosing my weekly pie payment.

How would I feed Mrs Ali and all my little rugrat aswangs?

Thankfully while partaking in my mid-morning visit to the mens room, I notied a stain on the bowl. This obviously lead me to think of Eastlakes and then later to the barkada posting.

Praise be to Alah for bowl stains and humans who are stains on society I say.

Sadly this brings Ali to our final report on last Saturday's mega-party, a party to end all parties, a party that had no equal, a party even devoid of one of the Colonel's oral belly evacuations.

Yours

Ali

Ahh what is it with Pinays and TXTing?

The Pinyata caused more than one throsby in our Kiwi mates who mistook it for a sheep.

No offence taken - I know people look down on us aswang, but

your kindness makes up for it.

Thankfully I am taking humanity classes and hope to improve as time goes by.

Time to relieve some of the violent tendancies we feel.

Maria dosen't wish to miss out on the lollies!

Rajin's craving for alcohol reaches new heights.

Thats a joke hey DOCS :-)

Hmmmmm what would they care anyway?

Bloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!!!

Goes without comment!

Oh dear, looks like Colonel is in trouble!

Alas we come to the end of our report. I hope you have enjoyed your little look into our party.

We have much more coming in during the next few weeks.

* Email from some guy in Canberra about his local Filo community.

* Saddam's second column.

* Ex President Bush starts his new humour column.

More fun than you can poke a balut at!

~~ BROCK AND SCOTT'S BIG BIRTHDAY ~~
BASH!!

PART 2 OF 3 PARTS (Yep it was that big)

Yes good morning again from your friend Ali.



My humble apologies for such an early start, but this little aswang must get down to the BKK bins early so as not to miss out on any early morning scraps left behind as the shops replace yesterdays stock.




Ali has exciting news. No, my wife is not giving birth to her 16th child, YET, nor have I recieved my postal order of WMDs yet, NO NO NO, Ali has talked his old friend, ex-President Bush, to take on a regular role here.


Sadly since my only real link to Mr Bush is some shrapnel embedded in my coit following the taking of Baghdad, he was unwilling to help and the police were called when I turned up on his doorstep.


Thanks to the wonder of the internet we can still bring you his regular column of humour, something we all need in this day and age, especially if your friends are abandoning you for Queensland and Miranda.




Anyway please join me, Ali, for a second installment of love and caring at Saturdays party.

Yes Mr Keith she certainly is. You two are great together, certainly seems to Ali that you were made for each other.

Congratulations guys.

Ali has long hair but I am not a maam.

Bill busy on waiting duties, quenching the thirst of the crowd.

A maganda smile at every turn.

I told daddy - your going to get spankies young lady.

Hornbags a plenty at this party - we look foward to seeing them at future parties.

Colonel even wanted to take them to Burwood - the capital of SMUTTERY.

My dear mate Gina is looking every bit as preggers as she is.

We are all hoping for a baby girl.

Here she is see with Cass showing the trademark tongue that invades all photos of her and the late Brad..

Yes it is. Please donate.

Thanks to much generosity from people, the G-Spot Barkada was able to raise $193 for the museum project in Manila. The money is already being put to great restoration usage.

Our secret money raising weapon - who could resist this little face asking for help.

Thanks Rajin for your help - even though I have yet to buy you that bribe Slurpee.

Leny showing off some sexy moves - it was enough to even give the trees wood.

Think it was Billy Field who sung " Can't help myself - Bad Habits".

Must be part of the good ol Colonel genes coming out in Baby Carrots.

Thanks again for joining your new friend Ali. Join us tomorrow for the final installment in this exciting series.

Anyway I am off to raid the bins, this is when you usually find all the rejected black bananas.

Regards Ali The Arabic Aswang

~~ BROCK AND SCOTT'S BIG BIRTHDAY ~~

BASH!!

PART 1 OF 3 PARTS (Yep it was that big)

Oooooooohhhhh Ali has an aching head!



What a silly aswang I was, two bottles of scotch, 12 stubbies of beer and what looked to be half a glass of port.


I mean, I can't even explain why I woke up at Mascot shops with no pants on, while this sore bottom has also got me significantly stumped. Thankfully at least I am still alive, it could have been much worse, could have passed out around Eastlakes.


Due to severe intoxication old Ali can't remember much of the nights activities, including why his bottom got so sore, however I shall try to explain the photos I took here with my good friend Mr Credi Bility.

Thank you to the wonderful G-Spot Barkada for allowing Ali to attend this wonderful event and thank you for the food. It be much enjoyed by this lonely aswang.

Thanks to the generosity of the G-Spot Barkada and others attending the party we were able to raise an awesome amount for our Philippine museum charity.

More on this will appear in part 3.

Lattrell preparing for some heavy partying!

Brad popped by very briefly to catch up with some old Filo mates before heading back into hiding under police protection.

Here he is seen with his ol mate Gina.

Wish you could have stayed longer - But we know the danger.

Ali is seen with his new friends Ana, Hiding Ferlie, Bernie and Gina. A little Lattrell can be just seen trying to inch a biscuit.

I tried to pinch a peanut in Pakistan once and had two fingers removed!

Ali need not say more about this one.

The maganda Riza with her cousin Ana.


Chris and Riza share a moment in front of Ali's camera.

The ever beautiful Gina getting plastered on heavy quantities of H2O.

Great to meet you to Cindy and also your cute friend.

"Piss off Ali - I'm trying to sleep"

Many apologies to you Ms Gina, please no lashings, not like the old days in Lebanon when I was caught trying to smuggle a packet of condoms across the border.

What a cutie. Baby is pretty cute to.

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Ahhhh yes, I think I was getting a bit drunk here.

Not sure if Ali's offer was taken up - don't imagine so.

Thanks be to all the wonderful G-Spot Barkada for allowing Ali, a poor peasant Arabic aswang boy from Eastlakes, to attend your auspicious event. I be forever in your debt and carrying wood!

Please join us tomorrow for part two of the coverage.

Peace to mankind - Ali TAA

ALI THE ARABIC ASWANG
AND
THE G-SPOT BARKADA'S EASTLAKES RETURN.

As-salam alaykum. (Thats Arabic for hello)

Yo Stooges, thanks for joining the all new website of the G-Spot Karaoke Barkada.

Some pissers have been threatening me main man Brad, who has asked me remove the digit from the caboose and run the website for him until he can again roam the streets without fear of death, excluding perhaps Redfern and back home in the Gaza Strip.

So who am I?

I am Ali obviously, a street urchin from Erskinville. Originally from the Middle East, I came to Australia to be a lawyer for 20 years, before I got the calling.

Yes the calling!

That calling from the streets to live for free on cake crumbs and the last remaining dregs of ones last bottle of beer.

A chance bite while rooting through the garbages at BKK Eastlakes for some edible treasure has rendered me with a problem, that of turning into a half man and half beast at night. Since joining the 'CARING' G-Spot Barkada I have learn't that the name for me is aswang.

I'm now paid a pie a week to run their website, rather generous, even for IR laws.

Yesterday I fulfilled a long time promise (about a week) to return the G-Spot Barkada to their former stomping ground of the Eastlakes Reserve for some seafood, wildlife spotting and fun.
Despite risking our lives and limbs, a great evening was had by all and a promise made to do it again soon.

All agreed it was a shame Brad could not go, but the threats has made sure that Eastlakes remains an exclusion zone for his visits.
He has however promised to post something to this website when he arrives in Parkes on the weekend.

In the meantime - enjoy the photos of last nights

G-SPOT BARKADA'S BIG EASTLAKES RETURN.

Memories

Rajin and Scott showing support for their new friend Ali!

Ali fits right in with the gang ever since he purchased his first can of deodorant.
Here we chew on the remaining calamari and a bit of chicken pie
left on a park bench.

Ali's beautiful daughter!
Ahhhh she is the pride of Palestine!

Yes hi gang!
Ali's wonderful new friends, caring, sharing and without
the rubbish Ali receives when sleeping in a gutter.

All to soon it starts getting dark and the group become growingly concerned
about the weird creatures flying overhead.
They certainly weren't pigeons, they had all left. Even the seagulls had fled in fear long before these weird airborne things started circling above
Eastlakes Reserve and the nearby Mascot Drive.
Despite Ali's assurances of his years of tactical military training and extensive experience in hand to hand combat with mythical creatures, fear still was setting on on everyone present in the park and they all were soon
screaming and running for cover.

THANK YOU

For joining me in my first posting to the group.
Join us next week when we cover this weekends huge two day party
celebrating Ali's acceptence into the barkada.

Ali is excited.

Ali is thrilled.

Oops Ali has WOOD!

Ma'a salama OR Goodbye