BRAD'S 'BECOMING AN OLD BUGGAR' 40TH BIRTHDAY PT3

PART 3

More filth and depravity from Brad's big 40th event!

What a cute couple!
Despite her stealing Nathan's affections away from me, I am very happy for them.
Yes I hope she makes you as happy as I did Nathan!!!!!!!! Thats right!!!!!!
Seriously though - Hayley makes a great addition to our sordid little group of friends, it was great to finally meet her.

Ahhhhhh yes, the mystical Tanduay Gold.
My mate Bill Sullivan gave me this rare delight for my present and here we see James Chuang modelling it in front of my sugarcane garden.

Was getting a tad concerned as to Steve's intentions for my microphone and whether or not he would respect it in the morning :-)

The Colonel family as in attendence. His beautiful wife and their lovely daughter, who, obviously got her daddys big smile.

A bit of bad timing here.
We were waiting to have our picture taken when I locate a stray bit of chocolate behind my beautiful sister Maria's ear. Not wanting a good morsal to go to waste, I quickly tried to rectify the situation, but then BANG, the photo was taken.
In the pink is one of the millions of Anna's that seem to accumulate at these gatherings. Must have been a special on that name,
or variations of it, in the Philippines.

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!
My mate Gina is seen here with Annie Wing.
Those of you that have a football interest and live in Sydney would no
doubt know of her son Craig.
Me - Give me my V8s anyday. :-)

Heres our Honey again.
Its rare that someone so genuinely nice and kind joins in with
our barkada, however Honey is certainly both.

Ahhhhhhh my very cuddly fourth wife Bing.
Seen here during an intimate moment while EVERYONE was watching :-)

Yum - My second wife Anabelle savours the delights from the chocolate fountain.
Strawberries - Marshmallows and other goodies were eagerly devoured by all.

Now while looking at that last photo you may well have noticed the tongue probing its way forth towards the soon to be devoured helpless strawberry.
PART 4 of this series on my 40th will cover tongues, tongues of all shapes and varieties.
Join us on Tuesday (next week) when we do our 40th birthday special edition devoted to that most wonderful of devices
THE TONGUE!

BRAD'S 'BECOMING AN OLD BUGGAR' 40TH BIRTHDAY (More Soon)

PART 3 ~ COMING SOON ~

Sorry guys, work, party cleanup, husband duties and, believe it or not, another gathering tonight and tomorrow night, prevent me from finishing off the last two parts of this report today.

Plan is to complete this on Thursday and Friday.

So come back in a few days for a further perverted look into my 40th birthday and meet even more new people, just like my new mate

HONEY.

Have known Honey off and on for the last year or so, but it is just now that she is becoming more of a regular feature at our gatherings. Gradually as the initial shyness we all go through begins to wear off, we are also becoming good friends.

Oh yeah, just in case your wondering, she really is as lovely as she looks.
Though now she will also probably hit for saying that :-)

BRAD'S 'BECOMING AN OLD BUGGAR' 40TH BIRTHDAY PT2

PART 2

Welcome to part 2 of my 40th birthday bash. ENJOY!

Yeah I know that having best mates who are all woman is often an indication of being a , well, shall we say, ahem, well its not considered

the thing to do for blokes.
But alas I don't really give a right royal toss.
I am as straight as the Colonel, and lets face it, no greater straightness can be achieved than Colonel. A blokes bloke, a mans man, a
liquor shop owners wet dream. :D
Alas I am not ashamed to say that these three people, the three that
aren't me, WERE the closest mates I have ever had. I am lucky
enough to have met every one of them.
From left to right is my sister Maria, Me, my second wife
Anabelle and my third wife Gina.
Alas the Anabelle part has since gone thanks to the less than honourable actions of a, shall we say, boyfriend (a term I choose to use very lightly).

Kitchen Hornbags - My first wife Ana, my little sister Maria and the cute Siti.
The steamy windows behind is a result of all the cuddling action!


I think this is the first time she has appeared on the site.
This is my beautiful cousin Riza who moved out here not so long ago, perhaps a couple of years, perhaps more. Who knows, I can't really remember what happened yesterday :-)
I got on well with Riza since the first time I met her in Cavite back in 1999. Sadly despite being here I really don't get as much time to talk to her as I would like to.
Hopefully we can rectify this some day Riza.
When you moving down to Sydney???? :-)
XXXOOO

My only former school mate that was at the party.
Mr James Pappas, despite looking somewhat pissed here, stayed well away from any alcoholic beverages in order to keep up a good appearance for his fiancee.
Hope we all behaved well James and didn't accidently
reveal the truth about us all.
MMWMWHWHWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Steve Miller observes 'BEST PRACTISE OH&S' practice and is seen here wearing a hi-vis safety vest in order to avoid any unexpected crashes into
out of control hornbags!

WOW
No bleeding idea who she is but
DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLL
Enough reason for more than one male party attendee to go running
for the tissue box.


My mate James Chuang, another person I don't get to catch
up with nearly enough.
So glad he was able to make my 40th.
Thanks mate.


Didn't take him long to meet some of the beauty that frequents the G-SPOT karaoke bar.



:-)

I will probably get a good slap for adding this one!
Gina proudly shows off her recent award, as voted by me, which was given to her during the party.
No doubt I shall be expecting a good shit-stirring in retaliation shortly! :-)

BRAD'S 'BECOMING AN OLD BUGGAR' 40TH BIRTHDAY PT1

PART 1

Howdee,
Well it has been a BIG weekend, hmmm actually, no, it has been a BIG weekend here at the base of the 'G-SPOT Karaoke Barkada'.
Friday night, planned as a preparation night, turned into a practice run for the days ahead.
What followed was two days with about 9 hours sleep, plenty of food, many laughs, smutty photos galore and of course the interesting scandals that always follow parties I have.

Just a typical weekend for us Filos, even us honorary ones :-)

Once upon a time (in a life far far away) parties were all about the presents. Now days the company of some of my closest friends, all at once, is the most awesome part of all. The presents were just the sweetener, although admittedly, they were a BLOODY good sweetener :-)
Amongst these sweeteners were One very rare bottle of Tanduay GOLD, two bottles of Bundy rum, one large bottle of Bundy Rum, Jamaican Rum, a 4.5L monolith Philippine rum and a bottle of Black Douglas. Anyone beginning to see a pattern here :-)
These will last me an absolute lifetime I should imagine.
I won't go on to list all the non-alcoholic presents as I shall no doubt miss somebody and cause great offense in the process.
Suffice to say, I am grateful to all. There are some awesome gifts there, while the pera donations are going to great use in building the DVD collection and towards my next Philippine trip.

Anyway enough of the bollocks - you wanna see photos don't you?

The night before the big party and Grandma gives us some impromptu poles dancing displays. Many saw this as setting the tone for the rest of the weekend, most were indeed not disappointed.

These two people, Arthur and Vicky were one of the few people (the other being my mother) who were at my 1st birthday party 39 years ago.
Incidentally that party, like my 21st, was held in the same place, indeed the exact same garage that is now the G-Spot.

Steve Miller models the latest in railfan party fashion early on in the party.
My beloved little sister Maria looks on from behind.

Kami Band - Souths Juniors

KAMI BAND

Never heard of them: CLICK HERE!

Contrary to popular belief, our bakarda (Tagalog for group of friends or similar) do not have shares in this band. Wish we did - but sadly we don't. :-) Just enjoy the band and appreciate what they all do for us.

I first come across them at East Leagues while on a night out with a group of friends. Some of these friends mentioned they usually watch them at South as well. We, of course, followed the crowd to Souths a week later to listen to them again.
This has subsequently lead to over a year of following them around these two clubs, along with many others around the Sydney area.

If you love good, loud, live music (decent music - not that noise that often passes for it nowdays) then I suggest you check them out some time.

To Oscar and the rest of the family - Thanks!

Amelia and Kethey

Amelia

Band from left to right at Souths Juniors in July.
Simana Junior, David (behind drums) Joshua (keyboards), Oscar,
Kethey and Amelia (hidden).

MATES - A SERIOUS POST

" AY NAKU "

Yeah thats probably what your saying, afterall since when has a serious post been allowed to interfere with the 'G-Spot Karaoke Gang' blogsite?
For our engish speaking readers it means "Oh my god". Jut one of many words learn't in the slow process of trying to understand Tagalog.
Well having just had my two daily Tanduay doses (keeps the flu away and is agreed too by ones doctor) in quick succession, I find myself in the mood to babble on. Perhaps, as my mate Keith says, start yet another NOVEL length posting.
Yeah I like to type, once I start I tend not to stop to easy, especially after the earlier mentioned double Tanduay shot :-)

Over the last week I have had much cause to think about mates. Not just the ones you occasionally see down the pub, in the local supermarket, or cruising brothels around Darling Harbour.
I mean the real mates, those selected few out of hundreds that reach the highest allocated level of mateship, those afforded the title of 'Best Friends'.
In reality, even a half drunk and sodomised beaver can tell I love the Filipino community out here in Australia. No more fun can be had than when eating, drinking and singing with these guys.
Many are the number of Filipino who I have met, some what less the number I occasionally hang out with, significantly less the number I can really call best friends. Actually this later number is in single digits and probably countable on one hand.

Most of us never give a second thought to it all, at least until one feels said friendship may be over. It is then you really feel how important that friendship is. Perhaps you are the aort of person who dosen't give it much of a thought - perhaps though, if you really do care, you worry about it endlessly.

Any friends are hard to find in this hollow excuse of a country, so best friends, if you are lucky enough to find any, ARE WORTH THEIR WEIGHT IN GOLD.
I, for one, will never EVER forget this again.

Salamat to all of you - You all know who you are..

Brad
** Who better have some water as he is off to pick up the asawa soon.

Kami Itinerary

Howdee Kami Fans!

This is where you will find them in coming weeks.

AUGUST
29- CANTERBURY LEAGUES
30 - WALLARAH BAY RECREATION

SEPTEMBER
12 - ROOTY HILL RSL
13 - MATRAVILLE RSL
19 - YARRA BAY SAILING
26 - CANTERBURY LEAGUES

OCTOBER
3 - ROOTY HILL RSL
4 - CAMPBELLTOWN RSL
11 - MATRAVILLE RSL
17 - EAST LEAGUES
31 - CANTERBURY LEAGUES

HAPPY CHRISTENING - KIANU

G'day to all who have happened along for a look at the site.
Yeah I have been somewhat slack in my updates, much has been happening in life, while my search for someone gulible enough to pay me for doing blogs has, still, been less than fruitful.
So here I find myself with a bit of spare time and sharing with all a little of the bollocks I have been getting up to of late.


Last week, hmmmm, actually it was the week before now, I was lucky enough to be invited to the christening on Kianu, the son of our friends Jessie and Rowena.
Not being a particularly religious person myself, I really can't describe all that was going on in the church. I merely photographed while things were done with holy water, candles were lit and people scrambled for photos.
When I got married, I really thought that would be the last time I entred a church. Alas this has proved not to be the case, with so many Filo friends making it quite a regular occurance.

The following selection of photos show a few of the things that happened during the big event.
Many thanks to Jessie and Rowena for allowing us to share in the event.

One of the many post christening photo opportunities. The beautiful Rowena, her hubby Jessie and Kianu are to the left of the priest , those to the right I don't know.

Jessie, Rowena and Kianu during the actual ceremony!

Jessie lights a candle, then goes on to light everyone elses.

Just a small selection of the many lovely Pinay woman attending
the christening after-party.
The usual food, drinks and karaoke was enjoyed and the opportunity taken to get photographs of beautiful woman that, at other times, would
likely get you arrested.

Kami Itinerary

22 Aug 2008 8:00 P	Rooty Hill RSL	New South Wales
22 Aug 2008 8:00 P	Rooty Hill R.S.L Club	New South Wales
23 Aug 2008 8:00 P	South Juniors Rugby Leagues Club	New South Wales
23 Aug 2008 8:30 P	South Sydney Juniors	New South Wales
30 Aug 2008 8:00 P	Wallarah Bay Recreation Club	New South Wales

SEXPO 2008 - Part 2

SEXPO 2008 - PART 2

Welcome back to part 2 of our smutty romp through
the Sydney Sexpo last weekend.

Alas Brad also become naughty and the police were again called to haul him away for some severe punishment that included frozen vegetables and nipple pinching!

Even the plastic products were excited.

Wonder if anyone REALLY ordered the roast beef roll?
Note the blow up sex animals at rear.

SEXPO 2008 - Part 1

SEXPO 2008

Being that I am somewhat the connoisseur when it comes to things SMUTTY, I managed to obtain a number of free tickets to this years Sydney Sexpo and bring along a number of the G-Spot karaokers.
Please join us on our two part adventure into depravity.

The local hornbags were quite taken by the goodies inside MJ's Toybox!

Brad was quite taken by the hornbags!

Colonel was overwhelmed by the AIRBAGS!

Ahhhmmmm our lovely Gina joined us as well!

Gina attempts to find out some phone numbers for me.

Some western woman because apparently some people are into them. Go figure!

Colonel appears wrapped with his latest purchase!

Oh dear, Gina has been naughty and is being taken away by the local constabulary!

Afterwards she was given her punishment, a severe whipping!

Prepare yourself for part two tomorrow!

* Brad also gets arrested.
* Annabelle's birthday wish.
* Plus other sordid events.

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Ana's 38th Birthday Bash!

*** ANA'S 38TH BIRTHDAY BASH ***

or

** HOW TO HAVE AN AFFAIR IN THE FILIPINO **
COMMUNITY!!

Edited By - Your friendly local Australia Post Employee!

With so many sordid happening 'apparently' happening in the Australian Filipino community of late, I thought it to be my civil duty to show how I identify people who are having an affair.
One needs to be an expert in making up bollocks about 'PEOPLES PRIVATE BUSINESS' before being able to spread claptrap amongst the masses in an effort to destroy as many friendships as possible.
Lets take these following photos from Ana's birthday. Ana recently turned 38 and is still married to her husband despite attempts to make her think hew was humping one of his Pinay friends on the side. While not managing to seperate them, I did, with the help of my western suburbs gang, managed to successfully destroy their friendship.
Perhaps you to can achieve such miracles.

Now lets go take a look at the signs.

BLOODY OBVIOUS!

It would be apparent to even the most foolish of individuals that these two are having a torrid affair. They were caught hugging and kissing on numerous occasions during the night and tried to fool us all by the fact they are married.
I picked them out straight away with my special 'Nosey Bitch' powers. They were no match.

Even the birthday girl was into it.
While her husband was out trying to impregnate Jason's wife by offering her a drink, his wife was obviously on the prowl here looking for some carpet to much.
See the way they are smiling? A BLOODY dead giveaway.

BLOODY PERVERTED!
See they way he is fondling the guitar?
You don't have to be an 'Postal Minion' to see there is something happening between
Ron and the guitar.

THEY DON'T FOOL ME!
Look closely at this photo! You can see Jason and Ron having a private discussion
while Cassandra pretends to look at the camera.
DON'T BE FOOLED: Something is obviously going on, they are, after all,
in the same room together.
Quick- better tell this to everyone before its to late.

SIMPLY DISGUSTING!
Not only is Jason obviously having an affair with three woman,
one of them happens to be his wife.
I deplore affairs with ones wife, they never leave much room to cause broken marriages.

I am not even going to comment on this disgraceful show of obvious SWINGING!
Not only is Brad obviously involved with the one I first identified, he is blatantly obviously involved with woman BEHIND HER BACK!
You disgusting piece of humanity Brad - you should be left to perish in urine!

Yes - I know you people are probably saying that Bill and Ty are just talking
about the footy or something.
However I know different. Look at that smile on Ty - there is obviously
much more going on than meets your untrained eye.
DISGUSTING I SAY - BLOODY DISGUSTING!

Anyway I must be off - have a few phone calls to make the relatives and friends of people appearing above!

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NOTE: Nobody in the above article is actually having an affair, well except those who are already married to each other.
The shots were used as examples of how stupid many people are within even our small circle of former friends within the community. I hope this shows how pathetic, ridiculous and ultimately jealous these cretins are.

Decisions Decisions!

G'DAY!

Been quite some time since I last posted on here. One has been busy reflecting on the site and whether or not it was worth continuing.
There had been rumours (go figure - rumours in the community - who would have guessed) of complains regarding this site from amongst the Philo community. Many were coimplaining about the content, some were jealous that their snotty ways see them never included.

More recently the complaints have become more directed towards the loss of the site. Unbeknown to me, many were making the weekly pilgrimage to 'Manila-Downunder' for their own little fix of Philo fun.

Also in more recent times I have become the focus for rumours. The latest coming from a long time Pinay friend, lets call her Mrs Pagewood Postoffice, who believes I am shagging the Pinay wife of a mate. Apparently the whole basis for this bullshit is due to us being close friends, well we were until Mrs Pagewood Postoffice decided it was better to cause trouble.
Upset has since turned to rage. I am not going to back down from this scum anymore and I am going to start paying them back for all that they do. Whether it be Mrs Post Office, The Bag Lady, or the self-obsessed Barbie Doll from Mount Druitt and her Avon friend at Blacktown.

These people will not rule my life anymore and the resurrection of this site will be just one of many ways in which I plan to fight back.
My Philo friends are important to me - I won't let the gutter trash of the Philo community destroy that..............................

To all who try: