Story About Getting Even

One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down.
We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her so we named her 'Pussycat.'

The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could come and get her.
My husband (the complainer) said, 'OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks.' He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him.

My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye.
The vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'.

They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion.

The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located in the same building, next door to the vet. The MD's waiting room and office was full of people waiting to see the doctor.

A side door opened and the vet leaned in - he had obviously seen my husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, 'Your wife's pussy doesn't stink any more. We washed and shaved it, and now she smells like a rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant. God only knows who the father is!' Then he closed the door.
Now THAT, my friends, is getting even!

~~ PHILIPPINE FUNNIES ~~

The Philippines has a wealth of funny signs and sights to photograph.
Here is a selection from around the net!

The above one may have westernern scratching their head unless they know a minimum of naughty Tagalog words :-)
Pek Pek in English would be what we call a pussy (not a cat type one).

~~ BRAD BACK IN PRIMARY SCHOOL ~~

Been cruising around Facebook and finding a lot of amazing old friends, some from around 30+ years ago.
One of the biggest surprises was on my old mate Dean's page, this being a photo of my old school class.

So can anyone pick which was me???

~~ VALE ~~

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GOD IS WATCHING ALL THOSE WHO TREAT

OTHERS WITH CONTEMPT!

CHRISTINE'S

NEWS FROM


THE PHILS

The following shots were taken during a visit to Star City (Amusement Park) in Pasay during a visit by Christine last year.
She was in Manila for her affiliation and time was free for a bit of fun.

WITH ALL DUE RESPECT MR RUDD - YOU SHOULD SPEND TIME

WITH THE PEOPLE I HAVE SPENT MY LAST DECADE WITH!

THEN SEE WHAT IT THE VILEST FORM OF LIFE!

Mr Rudd has lashed out at people smugglers and defended the Government's efforts to stop them.

"People smugglers are engaged in the world's most evil trade and they should all rot in jail because they represent the absolute scum of the earth," he said.

"People smugglers are the vilest form of human life. They trade on the tragedy of others and that's why they should rot in jail and in my own view, rot in hell.

"We see this lowest form of human life at work in what we saw on the high seas yesterday.

"That's why this Government maintains its hardline, tough, targeted approach to maintaining border protection for Australia."

Heck- Must have been sick of the gossiping and backstabbing!

CREDIT

Filipino Man Nails Shut Wifes Mouth

By Digger

I Just read this Article about a drunk Filipino man, it was quite disturbing. Here's an excerpt:

"A drunk farmer nailed his wife's mouth shut and beat her to death, then fell asleep, woke up the next day and prepared breakfast without realizing she was dead ..."

"... Porras strangled his wife, slammed her head against a wall, drove nails through her mouth and the backs of her knees, hammered her two hands, poured boiling water on her body and burned her skin with a hot iron."

If that's not enough here's the kicker:

"He only realized he had killed his wife, who was blind from previous beatings, when his son tried to feed her and discovered she was dead ..."

You know I've sometimes joked about nailing my wifes mouth shut, I don't think I'll do that anymore.

Its not hard to tell that I am having some great fun designing things
on the computer of late.
Yesterdays trip to the Star Wars exhibition has given me many ideas, many of which I shall share the results of on here as time goes by.
The seeing in real life the actual costumes and props used was quite a buzz, the ship models have to be seen to be believed. Makes me even more interested in going to see the Star Trek Experience in Las Vegas.
Surely it is time for a Battlestar Galactica Experience :-)


** FACEBOOK **

Yes I know in the past I have refered to this site as 'Yet another internet timewaster', however as I get to understand it more, I have to say it is the best of all the community based type groups.
With work and all the other things going on in my life, I have only now had time to really have a look over it. Its a fun and easy way to keep up with all your friends, many of whom I have found after 30 years of not being in touch.
If your a regular reader of this website, or a friend, and are on Facebook, please look me up. I would be more than happy to add you. I often report updates to this site, news and photo that just don't appear here.

~~ KIDS SENT TO WORK ~~

Such a terrific idea, I can't believe I didn't think of it earlier.
Send the kids to work, loan $5000 off of them and then go around making out your well off and have a terrific job. Sure it would make you a hypocrite, but nobody would really know the truth and in certain communities, nobody really cares for it anyway.

We recently answered advertisements for mine workers at Mungo Colliery and thankfully we were successful in getting them.
Now I can sit back, make like I am loaded and have the best job in the world, while posting to the internet all day.

AWESOME!!!!

Actually - In reality it is at the Powerhouse Museum yesterday shortly after we perused the Star Wars display.

~~ COMING INCREDIBLY SOON ~~

* Filipino Invasion Of Paddys Markets in Sydney.

* Brad puts Colonel's photography lessons to the test.

* We take a look at the 'soon to close' Star War exhibition at the Powerhouse Museum.

* More WONDERFUL photo burning theopy as we send up a folder full.

Yep - MORE ACTION THAN A NIGHT AT MATRAVILLE RSL

Hows your workmate going?

Well after so much misery, pain and smuttery, I think it is time for your pal 'Credibility Cat' to share some humour with you. Thanks be to MrX for sharing this with us.

~~ A SPADGE RESIGNATION ~~

Hi all, effective immediately I have resigned my post as President of the Philippine heritage society, Australian chapter.

At tonights meeting Bill will be moved to Acting President until new elections can be held. All group memberships, money raised, correspondence will be passed on to Bill tonight and my membership voluntarily terminated with no reimbursement.

Developments today between myself and a dear community friend has lead me to a decision I have been stressing over for a few months.
The personal fight between wanting to do something for the Philippines and my great desire to just give it all up as a useless cause for people who, at least out here, don't care less.

The fracturing of those who were my rocks in the community has helped me with my decision and I wish the guys all the very best with the society's future endeavours - I am sure we will all remain friends regardless.

This remained my main stumbling block to removing myself from any Philippine involvement in my life, this final decision now clears the way for me to return to things I did up until 10 years ago.

I do thank those in the community who have helped the project during our friendship and my time on the board.
The Philippines was once my oasis from every day life, it is now just a reminder of the pain one can have inflicted upon them.

It should be noted that, at least for now, the mail and email addresses will remain the same and all correspondence and donations will go direct to the new team.
Thank you and Goodbye!

~~ AN EGG-SELENT EASTER ~~

Good day friends, Romans, countrymen and the tattered remains of a once great barkada.
I sit here before you today, somewhat in pain from a work related accident and somewhat innebriated from a Tanduay related accident.

So what better a time than to convey forthwith what we did over easter. Twas certainly different to Easters past, but then in Easters past one wasn't privy to the real thoughts the Filipino community had for you was one.
Ahhh cuntoxen indeed - funny and yet a pathetic excuse of people if ever I have had the misfortune to meet.
Like cigarettes - they should all come brandishing warnings for those people who try to be involved in their community. Let that be a warning to others (Mathew take heed).

Anyway we took the long weekend opportunity to rack off north forthwith to source out some action well away from this dismal area we call home. To free ourselves from the stale air that infests this ghetto of civilization and to lift the burden of hatred that tends to envelope us all and cause us to discard even those who care about us in an effort to be rid of all facets of the pond scum that have filtered their way through the water purification plant of our life.

It was our second weekend in a row up in the beautiful Hunter region and this time I wished to make the most of it, chasing trains and catching up with friends who still delight in seeing me, well at least they are nice enough to pretend they do :-)
Yes friends, even one who has been around for 25 years of my gunzel life. Must seem like a lifetime to those of us in this country who feel that friendships are only as good as the time they recieve benefit from it. What a ghastly bastard of a life that would be hey - certainly the dogs bollocks.

Well without further adu, adue, ado, crap how do you spell it.
Heck, on with the photos. Oh and I do humbly apologise for my state of mind, it relieves the pain. Physical pain from injury, not that which has been inflicted upon me by human vermin, I just think thats funny now :-)

May be a good shop to head to before hitting the sex scene around Bombay.
Actual shop is in East Maitland but I have no idea about its purpose.

My dear friend of 25 years, Mr John Hourigan.
Never had a bad thing to say, always helpful and always ready to catch up for a dribbly foamer session.
Onya John - your a champ mate.

One of my main reasons for heading to the Hunter.
A very rare movement of two BL class, with elderly ALCo units 4836 and 603.
Masturbatory tissues were at the ready.

I love photographing phone booths.
This was a particularly interesting one!

Black and white top, tight jeans and fluffy white slippers.
Had to double check I wasn't in Campbelltown.

There are some beautiful Pinays out there, even some who still
like to hang out with me.
Suck that pond muck. MWWHWHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This is my beautiful cousin Riza (on the left) with her equally beautiful sister Reizel (and thusly obviously my cousin to - surprising that) up at Newcastle. Reizel is holidaying in Australia from Iloilo City.

Rhealyne not entirely happy - she wasn't in photo mood today.

How cute is little Reizel :-)

Lunch time!

Hornbags a plenty!

The gang!

~~ NEATH HOTEL ~~

Where I go for a regular, catch up with friends, have a drink and a bloody good meal, listn to live music and wish that I worked.
The following selection of piccies is from our Saturday night gathering there.

Left to right - Matt, Nathan the object of much desire, Ted (who moves to the Philippines in two years to get away from the gossiping bullshitters here) and Stuart (editor of Motive Power Magazine)

Oh guys - go get a room PLEEEEEEASE.

Preferably one with a window I can see through!!!!!

Well I hope you enjoyed your perverted look into our Easter and my drunken reporting of such.

On the Sunday we had the please of attending Gina and Ron's house for Ron's birthday party.
We had a great time and sadly went home earlier than I had hoped. I love those parties you wish would go on forever.
Sadly there is no photos of this event due to the earlier mentioned personal ban.
However a HUGE thanks to Ron and Gina for the party - It is mucho appreciated.

Love to all (well those who deserve it anyway)

Brad