Wednesday, July 30, 2008

SEXPO 2008 - Part 2

SEXPO 2008 - PART 2

Welcome back to part 2 of our smutty romp through
the Sydney Sexpo last weekend.




Alas Brad also become naughty and the police were again called to haul him away for some severe punishment that included frozen vegetables and nipple pinching!


Even the plastic products were excited.



Wonder if anyone REALLY ordered the roast beef roll?
Note the blow up sex animals at rear.

SEXPO 2008 - Part 1

SEXPO 2008

Being that I am somewhat the connoisseur when it comes to things SMUTTY, I managed to obtain a number of free tickets to this years Sydney Sexpo and bring along a number of the G-Spot karaokers.
Please join us on our two part adventure into depravity.


The local hornbags were quite taken by the goodies inside MJ's Toybox!

Brad was quite taken by the hornbags!

Colonel was overwhelmed by the AIRBAGS!


Ahhhmmmm our lovely Gina joined us as well!


Gina attempts to find out some phone numbers for me.


Some western woman because apparently some people are into them. Go figure!


Colonel appears wrapped with his latest purchase!

Oh dear, Gina has been naughty and is being taken away by the local constabulary!


Afterwards she was given her punishment, a severe whipping!

Prepare yourself for part two tomorrow!

* Brad also gets arrested.
* Annabelle's birthday wish.
* Plus other sordid events.

Monday, July 14, 2008

Adobo Downunder - Come Join Us!

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Ana's 38th Birthday Bash!

*** ANA'S 38TH BIRTHDAY BASH ***

or

** HOW TO HAVE AN AFFAIR IN THE FILIPINO **
COMMUNITY!!


Edited By - Your friendly local Australia Post Employee!

With so many sordid happening 'apparently' happening in the Australian Filipino community of late, I thought it to be my civil duty to show how I identify people who are having an affair.
One needs to be an expert in making up bollocks about 'PEOPLES PRIVATE BUSINESS' before being able to spread claptrap amongst the masses in an effort to destroy as many friendships as possible.
Lets take these following photos from Ana's birthday. Ana recently turned 38 and is still married to her husband despite attempts to make her think hew was humping one of his Pinay friends on the side. While not managing to seperate them, I did, with the help of my western suburbs gang, managed to successfully destroy their friendship.
Perhaps you to can achieve such miracles.

Now lets go take a look at the signs.

BLOODY OBVIOUS!
It would be apparent to even the most foolish of individuals that these two are having a torrid affair. They were caught hugging and kissing on numerous occasions during the night and tried to fool us all by the fact they are married.
I picked them out straight away with my special 'Nosey Bitch' powers. They were no match.


Even the birthday girl was into it.
While her husband was out trying to impregnate Jason's wife by offering her a drink, his wife was obviously on the prowl here looking for some carpet to much.
See the way they are smiling? A BLOODY dead giveaway.


BLOODY PERVERTED!
See they way he is fondling the guitar?
You don't have to be an 'Postal Minion' to see there is something happening between
Ron and the guitar.

THEY DON'T FOOL ME!
Look closely at this photo! You can see Jason and Ron having a private discussion
while Cassandra pretends to look at the camera.
DON'T BE FOOLED: Something is obviously going on, they are, after all,
in the same room together.
Quick- better tell this to everyone before its to late.


SIMPLY DISGUSTING!
Not only is Jason obviously having an affair with three woman,
one of them happens to be his wife.
I deplore affairs with ones wife, they never leave much room to cause broken marriages.


I am not even going to comment on this disgraceful show of obvious SWINGING!
Not only is Brad obviously involved with the one I first identified, he is blatantly obviously involved with woman BEHIND HER BACK!
You disgusting piece of humanity Brad - you should be left to perish in urine!


Yes - I know you people are probably saying that Bill and Ty are just talking
about the footy or something.
However I know different. Look at that smile on Ty - there is obviously
much more going on than meets your untrained eye.
DISGUSTING I SAY - BLOODY DISGUSTING!

Anyway I must be off - have a few phone calls to make the relatives and friends of people appearing above!

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NOTE: Nobody in the above article is actually having an affair, well except those who are already married to each other.
The shots were used as examples of how stupid many people are within even our small circle of former friends within the community. I hope this shows how pathetic, ridiculous and ultimately jealous these cretins are.

Decisions Decisions!

G'DAY!

Been quite some time since I last posted on here. One has been busy reflecting on the site and whether or not it was worth continuing.
There had been rumours (go figure - rumours in the community - who would have guessed) of complains regarding this site from amongst the Philo community. Many were coimplaining about the content, some were jealous that their snotty ways see them never included.

More recently the complaints have become more directed towards the loss of the site. Unbeknown to me, many were making the weekly pilgrimage to 'Manila-Downunder' for their own little fix of Philo fun.

Also in more recent times I have become the focus for rumours. The latest coming from a long time Pinay friend, lets call her Mrs Pagewood Postoffice, who believes I am shagging the Pinay wife of a mate. Apparently the whole basis for this bullshit is due to us being close friends, well we were until Mrs Pagewood Postoffice decided it was better to cause trouble.
Upset has since turned to rage. I am not going to back down from this scum anymore and I am going to start paying them back for all that they do. Whether it be Mrs Post Office, The Bag Lady, or the self-obsessed Barbie Doll from Mount Druitt and her Avon friend at Blacktown.

These people will not rule my life anymore and the resurrection of this site will be just one of many ways in which I plan to fight back.
My Philo friends are important to me - I won't let the gutter trash of the Philo community destroy that..............................

To all who try:


Thursday, June 5, 2008

Kami Itinerary - Where to find them in coming weeks!

Sunday 1 June - TNT Function (outdoor event)
Friday 6 June - Rooty Hill R.S.L Club
Saturday 7 June - Sutherland Mayor's Ball
Sunday 8 June - OK Camp (Salvation Army)
Friday 13 - South Junior's Rugby Leagues Club (auditorium)
Saturday 14 June - Matraville R.S.L Club
Friday 20 June - East Leagues, Bondi Junction
Saturday 21 June - St Mary's Leagues Club
Friday 27 June - Canterbury Leagues Club
Saturday 28 June - Cronulla Sharks Leagues Club
Friday 4 July - Canterbury Hurlstone R.S.L Club
Saturday 5 July - Penrith R.S.L Club
Friday 11 July - East Leagues, Bondi Junction
Saturday 12 July - Campbelltown R.S.L Club
Friday 18 July - Rooty Hill R.S.L Club
Saturday 19 July - Private function (Sutherland Entert. Centre)
Friday 25 July - Canterbury Leagues Club
Saturday 26 July - South Junior's Rugby Leagues Club
Monday 28 July - Tour to Tonga/Vava'u

Saturday, May 31, 2008

Manila-Downunder Blog Closing Down!


*** THE BIG GOODBYE ***

Alas it has come time to say goodbye to the Manila-Downunder blog. Tis sad as, of all my blogs, this was one 0f the more enjoyable to do.

Not only was it fun to be able to share the good fun, but it was an easy way to keep the family back in the Philippines (and those here) updated with all that we have been up to.






Recent weeks has seen a rather larged increase in friction amongst the community here in Sydney, then today the wife tells me all the problems my 'Graduation Congratulations' has caused amongst all those we normally hang out with.

The accusation today of 'Invasion of privacy' was the end of it for me. The stress of things has been getting to me for a while - this just pushed it the final bum hair length over the edge.
Seems Philippine blogs with this sort of thing exist the world over (I know - I search for them) but mine seems to constantly walk the tightrope of friction and egos.





So as to not cause even more upset in an already crumbling society of friends I now stand back, look at what I did with some pride and say

GOODBYE!



Things will be removed in the next couple of weeks barring a miracle happening!
Thanks to all those who have contributed positive comments and
even actual items for use on this site!
Your help and friendship has been appreciated. I will miss you.



Feel free to visit my 'less people related' Blogsites!
AND


AND FOR THE LUDY AND ELIZABETH TYPES IN THE SYDNEY FILO COMMUNITY

Sunday, May 25, 2008

New Header!

Thanks to my mate Keith for taking the time to design the new header for the sight.
It certainly is more appropriate and I appreciate the time it took.

Brad

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Global Warming!


Thanks to Jasmin for this contribution!

Hornabgs at Graduation






This lass, while eagerly awaiting the graduation ceremony of a family member, provided some eye entertainment for the waiting crowd.







Kym Causa-Wang is running a little late and is quickly ushered in to recieve her 'Tall-Hornbag Studies' graduation certificate.



The excitment builds, as Yummy Piece Choy waits to be called to the stage to receive her 'How To Look Awesome In Boots' graduation certificate.


Majoring in 'Cute As A Button' we see a very excited 'Miss I Candy' shortly after recieving her graduation certificate.


Brock's elephantitise has now reached the stage that it has become hard to walk!

Monday, May 19, 2008

Party gossipers - Time for me to have a break!

*** SAD AND DISTURBING NEWS ***

Seems your hospitality just ain't enough for some people!

Having been part of the Filo community here for so long, I am well aware of, and used to, the rampant (and often ill-informed) gossiping that goes on about everyone.
Sadly my mother isn't!

Unfortunately at the recent party she overheard someone complaining about my amount of work, or lack of it at times. Apparently this was of major concern to them and considered to be their business, at least by them.
This has subsequently lead to an argument between my mother and myself, which will no doubt spread on to the asawa this afternoon when I see her. It certainly will help her argument for less 'occasions'.

It seems this person, I am pushing for the identity, feels I do not conform to the work ethic of 24 hours a day, 7 days a week and as such there has to be a problem that needs to be discussed at parties. Yet strangely enough - as always - THEY DON'T HAVE THE GUTS TO TALK TO ME ABOUT IT.

Yep my work is very random.
Am I broke?
Hmmmmm well I am planning on taking the wife to Fiji this year. I wonder where all that money is coming from? Then considering my not wishing to work, the next trip to the Philippines may be problematic at best.
Has this person been reviewing my financial situation prior to commenting? Doubt it.
Hmmmm I have internet, mobile phone, car etc etc. How is this all paid for?
Nope its the whinging of an ignorant bastard with nothing better to do. Easier to come up with rubbish than to perhaps investigate the situation. I do after all get more now than the last time I worked full time.

The worrying thing is for them to know how much I work it has to be someone closer to me.

Alas I have had enough of being betrayed by people. I am now at a point where I don't think I can trust anyone anymore. I can't be a part of anything while I am left to wonder who is the person responsible.

Please if anyone knows who the person was, heard the discussion and can identify, or perhaps was the person who said it, I would appreciate you coming forward. I will not identify you as the person who informed. If you wish to remain anonymous when identifying them please feel free also. You no doubt know my name and email address.
I will not rest until I find out who the person is (those who know me well - know this is the case).


Thanks for your time - I hope someone out there knows and has the honour to answer.

RECENT UPDATES/CLUES!
(thanks to those who have helped thus far)

#1 - Person that was very concerned about me life had a male voice.

#2 - Was pointed out that for my mother to understand it would need to be english, most Filos gossip in Tagalog, especially around English only speakers.
This leads the investigators to believe it could be a western male.

#3 - Interesting that plenty of people have a view as to who it may be - but nobody knows anything about it.

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Kami Itinerary - Where to find them in coming weeks!

23 May 2008 9:00 PM
Eastern Suburb Leagues Club Bondi
24 May 2008 9:00 PM
Campbelltown R.S.L Club Campbelltown
30 May 2008 9:00 PM
Canterbury Leagues Club Canterbury
31 May 2008 8:00 PM
Halekulani Bowling Club Halekulani

NOTE:
We have no relationship with the band, other than great fans who recommend them as an awesome night out for anyone into live music.

Saturday, May 17, 2008

RAJIN's 10th BIRTHDAY - BEWARE: UNGRATEFUL FILIPINA ALERT!

BEWARE: UNGRATEFUL/SPITEFUL PINAYS AT LARGE!


It dosen't take a rocket scientist to work out that I love my Filipinas.
They are kind, caring, certainly fun to be with, make for some beautiful photos and they even smell good (well except after a post fish dinner fart).
Indeed some within the community are now considered my closest and bestest of friends.

Alas all this loveliness does have an evil and dark underbelly, an attitude expressed by a select number of Pinays who seem to have miserable lives and feel everyone else should be pulled down to their level. It is a sad attitude that has seen me a lot more wary about who I get involved with nowdays.


Rajin's birthday revealed a new, and as yet never experienced, type of person to be avoided.

Unlike past examples, it has been discovered that the new type can be extremely attractive, can be friendly to your face and can even leave you with a false impression that perhaps she may be a great inclusion into our group of friends.
They will arrive, happily say hello, eat all your food, drink all your drink, use your Magic Sing and then leave after ridiculing everybody for not being classy enough.
CLASSY ENOUGH - hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Way to raise your popularity and get invited to more events in the community skank!
Even whinged about peoples clothes not being to the party 'DRESS CODE'!
PARTY DRESS CODE??? What is this? Who gives a toss about what people wear.
I go to parties to be with the Philos, I don't care what they wear, they can come naked if they wish. Indeed in most cases that may even be preferable :-)



I SAY LET THEM HAVE THEIR BORING AND CLASSY PARTIES - I WILL TAKE MY PARTIES AS THEY ARE WITH ALL MY (APPARENTLY) LOW CLASS MATES - BECAUSE THEY ARE FAR MORE BETTER THAN THE TROLL ELEMENT THAT EXISTS!
I WOULDN'T SWAP THEM FOR THE WORLD!


Other examples to watch out for:

Over the years we have come across numerous 'less than nice ' people who have become involved with the G-Spot gang.

Ludites:

Pinays who manage to score a husband with a mediocre business and suddenly becomes better than the rest of her fellow kababyan. A person who will dump a friend to benefit herself, or not rwalise her ungrateful and inconsiderate ways, along with how they aff3ect others.
The sort of person who may see the more average Pinay as a sort of slave and begin to use them as such. The average Pinay, like most, being caring and thoughtful then allows them to get away with it.

Elizabethans:

A Pinay who sees fellow Pinays with friends who care about her and decide to risk her own existence by spreading rumours that she is having sexual relations with these friends. May even be stupid enough to tell the wife of the friend, thus resulting in people developing strange revengeful urges.
These examples are possibly the worst.

So:

While I recommend getting involved with your local Philippine community and discovery how truly wonderful they are, always be sure to keep your eyes out the the dog droppings in the fields of roses!

RAJIN's 10th BIRTHDAY - The Kami Sojourn!

Its seems to be a common theme. We organise a party at the G-Spot and the Kami band decide to organise a concert.
Last time I missed out, so it was that this time the asawa told me to head to the concert with many of the lovelies that were already at our party. No real problem, as it was just four hours out of a two day party.
Sadly I didn't have my camera on me, so the best that could be done was the camera phone. The results of the only two that came out semi-reasonable are seen below.

Both show the lovely Honey again (gradually becoming a star attraction on this site), one with her new love Josh, the younger of the Kami band.
Sadly us ugly old bastards can't hope to compete with the Kami lads for the affections of our beautiful Philo mates :-(




After much prodding, I mean that in a nice way, I was finally about to get Honey to come up and meet her beloved Josh.
Alas all our old man dreams were destroyed :-)



Honey enjoying a dance prior to the big meeting with Josh.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Rajin's Party - Delays!

Sadly a computer, well the monitor to be exact (everything shows at 90 degrees), problem is making posting of my much loved Hornbag photograpic essays a bit problematic.

Will resume the coverage of this important event shortly if:
1) I find out how to fix it.
2) I don't put my fist through the monitor first.
3) If #2 occurs, I can find a cheap enough replacement.
In the meantime - enjoy a joke!

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One day a father gets out of work early and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.

He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks thesales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'

The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? Wehave: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95,Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture,Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls.