THAI HORNBAG

SURPRISE

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A man is in bed with his new Thai Wife.

After having great sex, she spends the next hour just stroking his penis,
something she had lovingly done on many occasions.

Rather enjoying it, he turns and asks her:
“Why do you love doing that”?

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“Because I really miss mine”.

Filipino Music - Simply Awesome

OTSO OTSO





SPAGHETTI SONG




BOOM TARAT : This is rather a crap song, but the hornbags help it become a visionary pleasure.




Now RAZORBACK, my fave of Filipino bands.




BEEP BEEP a great RAZORBACK song - shame there is no decent recording of it on YouTube.




GIYANG - RAZORBACK

~~ STAR WARS - EPISODE 2 ~~

Hi all and welcome back to the second riviting installment in the Star Wars trilogy, well my version of it anyway.

Oh and while we are on the subject of sci-fi, not many more sleeps until the next

STAR TREK MOVIE!!!!

Woohoo, am going to be one of the first in to see that. It has been recieving positive ratings by the critics and reporters far in excess of those usually gained by an upcoming Trek movie, so this looks like being a good one.
Hopefully it will lead to saving the franchise which has been a little down of late.

Anyway back to the reason we are here, Star Wars and hornbags!!!

A Sandcrawler as seen in the first movie made, which was the fourth in the series. Yes rather a strange way to do things, but thems the breaks.

One of the creatures that used the Sandcrawler.
They were called Jawa or similar.

Hornbags enjoy getting their photo with the costumes.
So I lent them a hand by taking my own.

Think it is called a Sandspeeder or something.
Saw quite a bit of use i the 1st movie, 4th in the series.

Can't remember what these were called, but Han spilt a megatonne of ones guts all over Luke to keep him warm.

"Aswang are to be avoided they are"
Ahhhhh Yoda, he launched a couple of decades of bad voice impersonations worldwide.

My personal long time favourite - R2D2

C3P0 takes a bit of a breat between sessions!

Scared the heck outta Scotty!

Took a few stitches to fix up my hand.

R2D2 and C3P0 debate the Philippine language!

A hornbag is somewhat enthralled by the C3P0 discussion!

Beware - its another potential gossiping, trouble causing, lying person within range.
You can never be to sure nowdays!

~~ STAR WARS - EPISODE 1 ~~

Well part 1 anyway.
Given I am actually sitting here growing steadily more sick and trying to put together around 10 postings to automatically show over the next few weeks, I really don't have much witty to say.

As mentioned earlier - we took the kids and Brock's friend Eric to see the Star Wars exhibition at the Powerhouse Museum over the school holidays. While I am a confirmed Trekkie, I do have to admit to a certain tingling in the panties at the thought of seeing these things in real life.

Please join us for a look at this great display, one that is supposed to close shortly, possibly by the time this post is scheduled to show.
Part two will follow in two days and show the balance of this show.

Star Trek is certainly popular with the hornbags, this one showing up around the same time as us.

This hornbag was walking away from the Powerhouse Museum, so likely had next to no Star Wars interest.
Still we shall forgive her, on account of her being cute.

More irresistible eyes so close to the museum.

The excitment mounts - time to go inside!

No sir - we are loyal to less scummy members of the Federation!

Two R2-D2s and Scotty. Can you tell the difference?

Time for a Millenium Falcon BONER!

This was a stunning model and 15 shots were soon spent of it.
Want to do some Photoshopping with this as soon as time and health presents itself.

This was always my personal favourite, the Y Wing.
Think it was more Star Trek/Battlestar in appearance.

Can't get enough Millenium Falcon.
It was perhaps prophetic that Sydney's trains of the same name were also less than reliable.

Oriental hornbags into sci-fi!
A dribbly foaming geeks dream cum true!

Tie Fighter!
UMMmmmmmpffff
Twas time for a second box of tissues.

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Stay tuned friends (past and present)

In two days time part 2 of this exciting event will unfold, followed only two days after that by a Filipino invasion of Chinatown and Paddy's Markets.

Plus a number of humourous posts are also programmed into the timer.

Please enjoy!!!

True Friendship "Aussie Style--"

None of that Sissy Crap

Are you tired of those piss weak 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cute little smiley faces on this card -- Just the stone cold truth of a great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get pickled and plot revenge against the bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag you about it every chance I get until you're NOT.

5.... When you are worried -- I will tell you stories about how much worse it could be until t you stop whining.

6... When you are confused -- I will try to use only little words.

7... When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will laugh at your clumsy backside, but I'll help you up.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask;
Because you are my friend.

Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

Send this to 10 of your closest friends,
Then get depressed because you can only think of 4

~~ AN OFFICIAL BIT OF CLARIFICATION FOR ALL ~~

BRAD & THIS WEBSITE

Hello one and all. There has been endless stories going around about both me and this website, indeed the website has yet again been accused of causing trouble for members of my old barkada.

Starting with the website, someone has been lying to a non-internet using friend about things I have been placing on this site, accusing me of making mention of her in a personal comment about laws in this country and how one can get themselves in jail.
I intend to find out who the person was who lied about me and whether it was yet another act to get rid of me, or just a case of being illiterate.
Either way it is untrue and the proof will be shared with them shortly.

PHONECALLS

Seems someone else is getting stupid TXT messages and phone calls at all hours and of course the Brad name was brought up as 'ONE' of the possible suspects even though it isn't his phone number.
I know who it is, they have successfully had me removed from the barkada and now that I have dumped the mobile phone service they are on to someone else. They are only trying to destroy this personas friendship like they did mine.
Another percieved easy target to break up the group a little more.
Again it wasn't me - perhaps go to the police and report it. This sort of harrasment will see them trace it, I mean, if they can be bothered doing anything at all. I suggest Mascot police, its all to hard for Maroubra.

Yes they were successful with removing me from the picture - but Hippos have a very loooooooong memory and every dog has its day!

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EMAIL

This morning I recieved an email on the old GSpot_Barkada email address. The sender has asked not to have their identity, ahhhmm, identified (is that bad english?) here on the site if I use it.
It simply read (well excepting the name, a bit of english correction and the bit about identifying them)

"Why don't you like the Filipino community anymore"

I am sorry you feel that this is the case.
Please don't mistake my being forced into a position where I can't see people with my dislike of Filipino people.
I actually love Filipino people - they can be the nicest people you can meet - sadly they can also be the worst.

I am sadly limited on what I can say because, "I may upset people with truth" apparently (plus I have had to make certain promises), but suffice to say it isn't me who doesn't like them, it is them who don't like me, or more correctly, can't tolerate the cultural differences I carry.
This is totally understandable and I, while hurting, will learn to live with it eventually.

Like I said to someone during a chat last night, I know I have changed in my attitude, I feel I have been put through a mincer, chewed up and spat out by many in the community. This has left me tired, worn out, suffering much depression and very disillusioned by them.
Indeed if anyone finds me cold towards them personally, there must be a reason. I don't turn cold towards my beloved Filipino friends for no reason whatsoever.

In closing, I would like to point out that I am busy trying to find more new Filipino friends. If I didn't like them, this would be a rather STUPID course of action.
I'm not racing it though, its not as if I'M INVITING COMPLETE STRANGERS FROM FILIPINO SHOPS TO GO OUT WITH ME.


Take care everyone - you are all special (to some extent or another).

God Bless

"NOW PLEASE READ A FEW MORE TIMES TO MAKE SURE YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I HAVE SAID and don't misreport me again"

~~ VALE : BEA ARTHUR ~~

one of televisions funniest ladies!

Very sad news indeed :-(

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LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Emmy Award-winning actress Bea Arthur, best known as star of the hit TV comedies "Maude" and "Golden Girls," has died at age 86, entertainment news websites reported on Saturday.

Arthur, a longtime stage actress whose comic timing and deadpan delivery were a perfect fit for her sharp-tongued roles on the two series, died of cancer at her Los Angeles home, celebrity website TMZ reported.

Representatives for the actress, who won best-actress Emmys -- America's top television award -- for "Maude" and "Golden Girls," could not immediately be reached for comment.

"Thirty-seven years ago she showed me how to be very brave in playing comedy," one of Arthur's co-stars, Rue McClanahan, told TMZ in a statement. "I'll miss that courage and I'll miss that voice."

Born Beatrice Frankel in New York on May 13, 1922, Arthur began performing in college and appeared in Broadway and off-Broadway roles, winning a Tony Award opposite Angela Lansbury in "Mame."

In the early 1970s, Arthur appeared on the groundbreaking television comedy "All in the Family" as Edith Bunker's fiercely liberal cousin Maude. Producers who saw gold in the role quickly devised a spinoff for the character.

"Maude" debuted on CBS in 1972 and became one of the top-rated sitcoms on U.S. television during its six-year run.

In a two-part episode that aired in November 1972, the show stirred protest and controversy when Maude decided to have an abortion because of her age. The procedure was legal in New York state, where the show was set, but not nationwide.

Two months later, the U.S. Supreme Court legalized abortion in its landmark Roe v. Wade decision.

Arthur followed with "Golden Girls," an unlikely hit from 1985 to 1992 that featured four female retirees living together.

MANILA DOWNUNDER LEGAL COLUMN

WITH: OFFICER MMMMMEGO

Thanks to Jason for this contribution!

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NINETY per cent of Philippine police cannot shoot straight or clean their guns properly, according to recent firearms proficiency tests, an official said.
"Of the country's 125,000 policemen and women 90 per cent cannot shoot straight and have difficulty just taking care of their guns," National Police Commission (NAPOLCOM) Commissioner Luis Mario General said.
Commissioner General, whose agency monitors the national police, said that of the remaining 10 per cent most of them ranked barely above the level of "novice". He said his commission would recommend to the Philippine National Police that it conducts regular marksmanship training for all its members, including the top brass.
"We will recommend to the police that they take this matter very seriously because their policemen could either be killed in the field or could shoot innocent civilians," said Commissioner General.
However, he said he could not blame the police for their failing marksmanship grades, because of the high cost of marksmanship training and especially bullets.
He also cited recent admissions by top police officials that almost 50 per cent of the national police actually have no service firearms.

Story About Getting Even

One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down.
We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her so we named her 'Pussycat.'

The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could come and get her.
My husband (the complainer) said, 'OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks.' He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him.

My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye.
The vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'.

They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion.

The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located in the same building, next door to the vet. The MD's waiting room and office was full of people waiting to see the doctor.

A side door opened and the vet leaned in - he had obviously seen my husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, 'Your wife's pussy doesn't stink any more. We washed and shaved it, and now she smells like a rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant. God only knows who the father is!' Then he closed the door.
Now THAT, my friends, is getting even!

~~ PHILIPPINE FUNNIES ~~

The Philippines has a wealth of funny signs and sights to photograph.
Here is a selection from around the net!

The above one may have westernern scratching their head unless they know a minimum of naughty Tagalog words :-)
Pek Pek in English would be what we call a pussy (not a cat type one).

~~ BRAD BACK IN PRIMARY SCHOOL ~~

Been cruising around Facebook and finding a lot of amazing old friends, some from around 30+ years ago.
One of the biggest surprises was on my old mate Dean's page, this being a photo of my old school class.

So can anyone pick which was me???

~~ VALE ~~

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GOD IS WATCHING ALL THOSE WHO TREAT

OTHERS WITH CONTEMPT!

CHRISTINE'S

NEWS FROM


THE PHILS

The following shots were taken during a visit to Star City (Amusement Park) in Pasay during a visit by Christine last year.
She was in Manila for her affiliation and time was free for a bit of fun.